26 Tweets That Actually Gave Britain Something To Laugh At
Because everyone needs a break from the endless shitshow that is 2016.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
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I will never stop laughing at this kid
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If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass.
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Worst. Tinder bio. Ever.
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I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads... ... Jesus Christ...
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Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".
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And Chris Evans is yer da
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Simon and Garth's uncle.
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Took 93yr old mum and her friend to vote. #EUref
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This is what NIRVANA would look like if they were still together if Kurt Cobain was still alive.
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Brexit. Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
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OLYMPIC JUDGE: the routine was good but we were forced to take away points because you shouted 'watch this shit, motherfuckers' at the start
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often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham
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It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Grant but can he look over my investment portfolio for me
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Sir Killalot Is Bae sign in the crowd 😂 #SirKillalotIsBae #RobotWars
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ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon
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Me applying for German citizenship after brexit
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I'm absolutely certain Will Smith has never said this:
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£25: vote in Labour leadership contest £40: winner will mention you in victory speech £60: VIP tour of HoC £150: Shadow Foreign Secretary
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The Large White Guy Collider has successfully split a Chet into 7 smaller sub-Chets, the building blocks of White.
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my roommate, the notorious incognito artist known as banksy, left his idea notebook on our coffee table
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you ever been involved in a real life crucifixion before toby?
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"Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!" "We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"
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Harry Potter and the
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Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album