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    Updated on Nov 23, 2018. Posted on Apr 7, 2017

    29 Tweets More Or Less Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

    So shines a good tweet in a weary world.

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    This is the best thing I've seen all day

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    when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club

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    Kicked out of school because I expressed myself

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    lmao did I come on too strong?

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    Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽

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    Tb to when I was high and noticed my shadow looked like Rihanna

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    "Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.."

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    Well there it is. The bleakest thing I have ever seen.

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    I'm getting old. I was going to get a beautiful shot of the full moon through the budding trees for @suepalkafox5dc… https://t.co/GCdOEvBf7V

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    doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO

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    Man photos himself every month since Inauguration Day

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    I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED Y'ALL????????????? RIP MY ICE CREAM

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    My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.

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    Each booth is an alternate reality.

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    Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

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    throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo..

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    BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered

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    Just spent 30 minutes searching for my dads iPad

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    Saw your boyfriend at the natural history museum

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    there was an intruder alert on the security cam at my house today

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    It's been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot's

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    Umm should I be worried about this kid from my English class

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    Okay. I know this cake is a number 1 and it says “Emma," but it LOOKS like a dick with balls that says “WEED"

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    So weird that IKEA named a mattress after the only requirement I have for my ladies

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    his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's

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    how'd he have time to write all those plays then

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