Buzz·Posted on 7 Apr 201729 Tweets More Or Less Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every TimeSo shines a good tweet in a weary world.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Amy Pound @__amypound This is the best thing I've seen all day 01:45 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club 06:07 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Scott Allison @scottA777 Kicked out of school because I expressed myself 02:45 PM - 06 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. jd @juicyjoel_ lmao did I come on too strong? 11:54 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ms TUFFANY @ms_TUFFANY Meal prepping is so tedious but SO worth it 🙌🏽 06:24 PM - 22 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Riswan @greppeldel me opening up to someone. 04:58 PM - 01 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. leilani🌻 @baelaani Tb to when I was high and noticed my shadow looked like Rihanna 09:08 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Chris Parkes @rocknrollparksy "Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.." 09:57 PM - 25 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Donncha @DonnchaKnow Well there it is. The bleakest thing I have ever seen. 09:50 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Van Applegate @VBagate I'm getting old. I was going to get a beautiful shot of the full moon through the budding trees for @suepalkafox5dc… https://t.co/GCdOEvBf7V 11:55 PM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. hot librarian @smack__that doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO 08:25 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Eldge @Sickayduh Man photos himself every month since Inauguration Day 01:00 AM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. KRIDOLLA$IGN @youngweonhi I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED Y'ALL????????????? RIP MY ICE CREAM 09:47 PM - 26 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Brock Baker @BrockBaker My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. 12:43 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. cameron @cameronmross Each booth is an alternate reality. 06:26 PM - 06 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Gregor Ford @GregorJFord Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride! 05:02 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. mir&uh🍉 @mirandaasantos throwback to when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, rear, & side views but she didn't get the memo.. 02:04 AM - 25 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Elle Oh Hell @ElleOhHell BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered 08:43 PM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Altase @Altase_ Just spent 30 minutes searching for my dads iPad 03:02 AM - 31 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Anna-Kay Fischer ⓥ @AnnaKayFischer wo-oah we're halfway there wo-oah 01:05 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. baby rosalina @_rozap Saw your boyfriend at the natural history museum 02:35 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Molz @molzo6 there was an intruder alert on the security cam at my house today 09:00 PM - 04 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. McCræ @SamuelAnnis It's been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot's 09:30 PM - 05 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hannah @han_NASTY Umm should I be worried about this kid from my English class 05:23 AM - 06 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Okay. I know this cake is a number 1 and it says “Emma," but it LOOKS like a dick with balls that says “WEED" 05:00 PM - 24 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Andy Richter @AndyRichter So weird that IKEA named a mattress after the only requirement I have for my ladies 05:52 AM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Rosaleen @olenskae did...did a goose write this. 11:07 AM - 19 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. dan mentos @DanMentos his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's 06:09 AM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Tatiana @tatianawrites how'd he have time to write all those plays then 11:17 PM - 20 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite