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Lenny Henry is home!
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Map of all the places I banged your mum.
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Fummmmming😩😂 go to wrap my presents thinking iv brought silver wrapping paper and iv brought fucking cellophane 😂😩😂😩
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A message of hope from the Norwich Extra
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He should stick to playing the lute.
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As I complain bitterly about our wifi not working I eventually realise I've been turning an air freshener on & off.
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Gonna be a weird Christmas Special this year
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's
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Agency: So we're thinking either Pringle Bells, Kris Pringle, or Pringles all the Way? Client: Nah I've got a be… https://t.co/2crp3QKWL4
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Official campaign to find and knight the girl who used McDonald's wrappers for shoes last night
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antiques roadshow is goin off the rails
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When you're ready for Christmas then remember how many deadlines you have
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When your ruined poached eggs come back to haunt you.
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Incredible clarification on this health poster.
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He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of the Data Protection Act (1998)
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omg NBC used a pic of Ed Miliband blowing his nose as a stock photo for an item on flu
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This advent calendar is shit. There's no chocolate and it just makes me cry all the time.
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Hollister models always look like they're about to fuck up a pitch on The Apprentice.
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hello sir i'd like to report a serious felony... yes he made the motion like he threw the ball but it was still in… https://t.co/VETmwONzlJ
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If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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cOMiN OUTTA MY CAGE ANF IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
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In space, no-one can hear...
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[shakes fist to the sky] "BankSYYYYYYYYY!!!"
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No, he hasn't - I've just looked at a map and it's still there
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Is it 'Shaft'?
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The Everton FC fan shop in the Liverpool One shopping centre. Address: Everton Two, Liverpool One. Trolling level:… https://t.co/TfIS8ObUab
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Want to feel old? This is what ABBA looks like now.
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We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning
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🎶 Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying... 🎶