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Prince Harry shows support for 'rapidly shrinking' Mick HucknalI
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Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose
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While everyone's distracted lets sneak back into the EU
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This tree must be fucking mental.
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i want someone that looks at me the same way bus drivers look at each other when they drive past
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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done.
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you know that's bullshit Martine
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This new Morrissey song sounds good...
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I know "champagne socialist" is supposed to be an insult but honestly who WOULDN'T want a nice glass of bubbly and universal health care
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This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving… https://t.co/cLhfgW9juA
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HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH IN THIS NIGHTMARE OF A YEAR
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FILM IDEA: Actually, Love Comedy following 8 different mansplainers, correcting people online in a series of loosely interrelated tales.
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Noel is literally my favorite person
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The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.
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Just realised that my club stamp says yer da sells avon, ffs scotland
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Some things really do never change.
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why do dudes use pictures of them with their ex on tinder. complete turn off
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Great British Bake Off finalists (2016)
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If you've only just discovered the bleak dystopian future world of Black Mirror another show you should definitely check out is the news
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Chocolate currency stronger than real currency
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Hey pubs Just fucking write men or women on your toilet doors instead of a rabbit in a top hat or a unicorn sucking off a tramp
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Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal
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This is the time of the year, when the wild marshmallows are harvested in #Iceland.
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Shout out to the guy who turned up at the bonfire last night with what he thought were sparklers but turned out to be incense.
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You can always rely on the Great British public to put things back into perspective #TopStory #toblerone… https://t.co/F4K548cMWQ
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Hard to get your head around the mentality that thinks there's a need to pin a poppy on Cookie Monster.
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Florida 100% doesn't deserve Harry Potter World.
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SHIT! The Simpsons predicted the John Lewis ad!
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Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
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OK - I've put it to the test. The new #Toblerone looks underwhelming at best BUT it makes the perfect toast rack...
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Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him
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This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love".
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This mannequin just threw a textbook in the garbage and told me to call it by its first name
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BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake. USA: Hold my beer.