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I can't face another referendum
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Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever.
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Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe
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he was a sk8er boy she said see you l8er boy
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Solid analogy.
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When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan
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stay in your lane, Gerald
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Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun… https://t.co/t1HqWaBHux
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Someone brought me these to cheer me up but I don't even fucking like voles
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When you tell your pals 'don't all look at once'
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It's not a baby then is it
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THIS PUB SELLS A BEER CALLED DORIAN GRAY. IT DOES NOT SELL THIS BEER IN PITCHERS. I CANNOT GET A PITCHER OF DORIAN GRAY.
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Want to feel old? This is what Shaun from This Is England looks like now.
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This Peep Show reboot looks fucking horrible
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I can get Marmite, how much Marmite do you want?
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Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me
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This, on a Mail Online #strictly story about Louise Redknapp, is my new favourite reader comment of all time
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Just me, or is the timing of David Cameron's departure from Downing Street suspicious? #XFactor
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Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a butter man No time for Stork #GBBO
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When you mistake your mate Dave for your ex driving instructor also named Dave
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What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂
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I didn't know you could get a full page ad on the front of the Evening News these days
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My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now
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if this gyal competing in the olympics can wear earrings why the fuck did I have to cover mine in plasters for PE
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If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest.
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Whoa, we're halfway there… Whoa-oh…
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This photo of Donald Trump's mum looks like a character in a film about Trump's life where Trump plays all the roles
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Clearly the #Marmite struggle is real for someone riding my train this morning! #Brexit #Marmitegate
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you've won this round NHS
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Tried to surprise my mum for Mother's Day. put this in the special requirements and they FUCKIN PRINT IT ON THE BOX
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What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him
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Bought my 4 year old this hat from H&M kids despite the fact he can't even cope with skunk yet.
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"nah, just blackberry is too girly. hmm... what could we add'
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Pleasure to meet you. The name's...
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Nick Grimshaw interview finally clears up original of quote often misattributed to Einstein