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Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car.
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my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs
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Asked me mum if she could bring my charger down stairs, she replied "shout the dog"
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Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does?
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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
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"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.."
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Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart
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Nailed it.
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My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left)
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i ran outta sandwhich bags smh the struggle is real
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How long did this interview last?
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when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up
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Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂
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Reading Trump tweets
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my flatmate has just peaked
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???? is my hamster on crack
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I was trying to hit the bucket of drinks and make them go all over my Mum for the intro of a video we're making but… https://t.co/2WNPSv0M3q
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I will never leave twitter.
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YALL IM HOLLERING
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"Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom"
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At least we tried #Prom2017
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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman:
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SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO TRACE OUT THE DISNEY STARS' WAND IN THE AWKWARD COMMERICAL OUTTAKES I'M WHEEZING THE LIFE… https://t.co/u4pMfK4eZ4
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Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho
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I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!!
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did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything
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I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!??
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[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
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The floor is EU
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We just spent a hour looking for her.
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Not really how I imagined the second coming