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Obi Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamil) starred in the first Star Wars film in 1977 #ForceAwakens
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David Cameron is very smug for someone who doesn't even have a front garden
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Worst Kraftwerk gig EVER
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I bloody LOVE The Libertines.
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Unconfirmed reports of the Prime Minister having a “secret tiny left arm” are coming in. Huge if true.
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BREAKING NEWS: If you face-swap @realDonaldTrump with @MayorofLondon you get Owen Wilson.
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We join Jo Coburn in Thanet where she is in for a nine darter #election #GE2015
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ed miliband: "any questions?" guy at the back: "SHOW US WHAT YOU'D LOOK LIKE USING A HUGE TOOTHBRUSH"
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DAVID CAMERON: Plenty people out there think minimum wage is more than enough US: Who? DC: you don't know them they go to a different school
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US Twitter v UK Twitter 😭😭😭
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*pitches Corbyn / Watson action comedy*
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Corbyn about to pop a House of Cards monologue right through the fourth wall
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Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window.
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"@HamishP95: @realDonaldTrump My Dad is thinking of voting for the first time ever for you. " Great.
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When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3.
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What the hell is going on here? This looks like a character selection screen in a shite version of Mortal Combat.
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Young Ed Miliband looks like all the Inbetweeners at once.
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I'm not a huge fan of them either, Simon, but isn't that a bit extreme?
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Clegg: On the mouth? Fish Monger: If you want my vote, then yeah. Clegg: Tongues? Fish monger: Of course with tongues
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Finally, I can use this feature
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George: What's this? Nurse: Ultrasound machine George: Sounds cool Nurse: It's for looking at babies George: Sell it
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A play in two acts
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AMAZING Mail juxtaposition. L: don't accept migrant children. R: tennis player who migrated here as child is BRITISH
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Charlotte is getting deported by David Cameron.
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This guy on my train won't stop staring at me. He must follow me...
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"You wot m8?" "Tony, leave it"