Buzz·Posted on 25 Feb 201632 Times British Twitter Was The Funniest TwitterTweet Britannia.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Friz Frizzle @FrizFrizzle ... and the Philosopher's Stone. 10:02 AM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nick Stevenson @NickMixmag Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal? 12:56 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Greeny. @Chris_M_Green What's made of brass, and, sounds like Tom Jones?Trombones. 11:01 PM - 06 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Loubence of Arabia @Loubinda1 Gregg Wallace 09:10 PM - 17 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Daniel Maier @danielmaier Enjoying Challenge TV's tribute to David Bowie. 02:29 PM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. benjamin dilzraeli @adventuresofrob "We can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken we'll get sued, pick another state" "OK which one" "Any, it doesn't matter" 11:47 AM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Amanda @Pandamoanimum When you beg your mum to buy you an Iron Man costume and your nan says she'll make you one instead. 01:54 PM - 21 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Killa Piethot @STFUKirbs Even tho I pretend that I moved on, you'll always be my baby... 01:15 PM - 12 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Rob Auton @RobertAuton Hi mate, where was the photo on your lanyard taken? It's the same as the one that you've just taken. What? 05:24 PM - 13 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. David O'Reilly @DavidOReilly25 I'd heard rumours but good on her...... 07:37 PM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 He stees you when you're stleeping 04:04 PM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Glenn Moore @TheNewsAtGlenn I feel like the BBC shouldn't report on court cases until it's unlocked all the bonus characters. 10:34 AM - 27 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Classic Pics @Classic_picx Obi Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamil) starred in the first Star Wars film in 1977 #ForceAwakens 04:39 PM - 16 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Chris Ward @iamchrishello Deal 06:08 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Summer Ray @SummerRay The Spice Girls: great 90s pop band. Terrible at balancing. 12:52 PM - 30 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. James Parker @GamesWriting Want to feel old? This is what Sir Killalot looks like now (He looks the same because robots don't age) 11:50 AM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sean Spooner @spoonersean Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140? 07:19 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Liam Castle @liamcastle2 My nan went in for a passport photo, came out with a picture of her and Ali G 10:55 PM - 13 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Rob Mitchell® @robjmitchell Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth 08:49 AM - 11 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd This painting of an 18th century woman totally looks like David Cameron in drag 03:02 PM - 15 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Ivo Graham @IvoGraham BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP AND ASK IF I'VE PAID THE COUNCIL TAX AND IT GETS HARDER TO PROJECT A CUTESY NARRATIVE ONTO YOU 03:44 PM - 19 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. megan @_meganwhite_ dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done 09:09 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Troubled Morrissey @troubledmozza Punctured ricicle On a bowlside desolate. Will breakfast make a man of me yet? 01:43 PM - 19 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Skillsmcgill @skillsmcgill Wanna feel old? This is the girl from the 1982 film 'Annie' 11:00 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Stu. @dysondoc The new Enid Blyton book is a bit dark. 03:19 PM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Annie Marron @voteforannie When your humous says something funny and you just think 11:20 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Tom @tdawks Lou Bega's difficult second single. 08:19 AM - 18 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" 09:33 AM - 02 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Chris Goode @beescope I've just had a great idea for a children's book. 11:29 AM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Summer Ray @SummerRay I can't tell if my local chicken shop owner is dyslexic or a militant atheist. 04:46 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Oonagh @Okeating Sam Smith's smartened up a bit since he found success. 11:48 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Matt Hemley @MattHemley Coup for the Brits to get Craig David tonight. He's usually making love on a Wednesday #BRITs2016 09:38 PM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite