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32 Times British Twitter Was The Funniest Twitter

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Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal?

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What's made of brass, and, sounds like Tom Jones?Trombones.

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Enjoying Challenge TV's tribute to David Bowie.

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"We can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken we'll get sued, pick another state" "OK which one" "Any, it doesn't matter"

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When you beg your mum to buy you an Iron Man costume and your nan says she'll make you one instead.

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Even tho I pretend that I moved on, you'll always be my baby...

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Hi mate, where was the photo on your lanyard taken? It's the same as the one that you've just taken. What?

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I feel like the BBC shouldn't report on court cases until it's unlocked all the bonus characters.

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Obi Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamil) starred in the first Star Wars film in 1977 #ForceAwakens

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The Spice Girls: great 90s pop band. Terrible at balancing.

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Want to feel old? This is what Sir Killalot looks like now (He looks the same because robots don't age)

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Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140?

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My nan went in for a passport photo, came out with a picture of her and Ali G

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Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth

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This painting of an 18th century woman totally looks like David Cameron in drag

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BUT THEN YOU WAKE UP AND ASK IF I'VE PAID THE COUNCIL TAX AND IT GETS HARDER TO PROJECT A CUTESY NARRATIVE ONTO YOU

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dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done

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Punctured ricicle On a bowlside desolate. Will breakfast make a man of me yet?

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Wanna feel old? This is the girl from the 1982 film 'Annie'

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The new Enid Blyton book is a bit dark.

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When your humous says something funny and you just think

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Lou Bega's difficult second single.

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"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

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I've just had a great idea for a children's book.

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I can't tell if my local chicken shop owner is dyslexic or a militant atheist.

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Sam Smith's smartened up a bit since he found success.

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Coup for the Brits to get Craig David tonight. He's usually making love on a Wednesday #BRITs2016

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