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18 Things (And 3 Penises) You Can Draw While Running

Whether you're running, walking, or cycling, ALWAYS draw a penis.

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1. A space invader.

2. The Batman logo.

3. A surfer.

4. Your feelings on exercise.

5. Your desires.

6. A panda.


7. A shark.

8. A badass lion.


9. A guy on a motorbike.

10. The distance you ran (or at least this distance you want people to think you ran).

11. This.

12. Two people dancing.

13. A call for peace.

14. An elephant.

15. A much more impressive elephant.

16. A piranha.

17. A suspicious dog.

18. A duck.

19. And, of course, a penis.

20. Any run is significantly improved if it's in the shape of a penis.

21. Remember, it's important that you do a few laps of the penis so as to consolidate its shape.