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    Posted on Sep 15, 2016

    The 45 Funniest British Tweets Of 2016 (So Far)

    You can take away our EU membership, but you'll never take away our mildly amusing tweets.

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    When you have Bake Off at 8pm but Stone Roses at 10pm

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    Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.

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    Weather forecast predictions for my mood as well as the weather

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    Needless to say, I don't think it's good news.

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    Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work

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    I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley…

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    I want a sitcom about these neighbours

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    When you voted to leave the EU but you gunna die soon so it's not your problem

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    The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic.

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    It's fine. Nothing will actually happen until Mary Berry triggers Arctic Roll 50. #Breadxit #GBBO

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    Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.

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    I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft.

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    To anyone attending the Bohemian Rhapsody rehearsal this afternoon, we're up in the treehouse...

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    No Scottish shortbread for you little man!

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    Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558?

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    Manic Street Preachers tried to warn us, but we didn't listen...

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    #WorldBookDay Forgot they had to be in costume, so they're going to school as pages 89 & 165 of the Argos catalogue

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    Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound

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    I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but *gestures broadly at everything*

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    Take back control. No you take it back. No you fucking take it. You touched it last.

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    If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass.

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    Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".

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    Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album

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    Because who better to represent "happily ever after"?

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    Very sad to see that the gender pay gap persists even in the anthropomorphic hoover community.

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    My mate forgot to sign out of the 'find my phone' app on my tablet so I now always know where he is

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    leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result

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    Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140?

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    Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth

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    3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.

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    this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad.

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    Lawyer: Relax you'll be fine. There's no way the judge will be a expert in vegetable theft *judge walks in* Me: Shit

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    I'm not ready for another referendum.

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    The no smoking with kids in the car law is going well.

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    has anyone ever read something so beautiful and poetic

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    Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with "in what year" Just answer 2016

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    We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.

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    Finally an opinion i want to hear

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