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The 23 Greatest Things That Could Possibly Happen To A British Person

You never know, today might just turn out to be the most splendid day of your life.

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1. You could accidentally find yourself here.

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2. This train might spill its load.

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3. Someone might let you play their piano.

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4. You could have a pint of this.

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5. You could NOT spend £1,900 on a Rasta banana.

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6. You could find love by ringing a number on the toilet wall.

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7. You could be the recipient of an impromptu swimming pool.

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8. You could have the best postman ever.

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9. You could encounter a waferless Kit Kat.

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10. You could receive an unexpected gift from your supermarket.

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11. You could find a pricing error on fish fingers.

12. Someone could write you a beautiful poem.

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13. You could be offered a free beer.

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14. You could find the mother-crisp.

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15. It could get so warm you need to do this.

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16. This could happen.

I think I just made the best cup of tea I've ever made. Now I'm scared to make another out of fear that it will be inferior! D: #teaproblems

Tea Avenger

@teavenger

I think I just made the best cup of tea I've ever made. Now I'm scared to make another out of fear that it will be inferior! D: #teaproblems

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17. You could get more than you bargained for in Sainsbury's.

18. You could see a woman who's dressed like an Oyster Card.

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19. You could be photobombed by Stephen Hawking.

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20. Someone could make the ultimate sacrifice for you.

I'll know it's love when I find someone willing to sacrifice the red/black fruit pastilles

Ella

@ellatheotter

I'll know it's love when I find someone willing to sacrifice the red/black fruit pastilles

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21. You could buy wine from this Sunderland off licence.

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22. Or meat from this butcher's.

23. And one day, if you're very lucky, this could happen on Countdown.