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    29 Homer Simpson Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

    "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

    1. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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    2. From "The Springfield Files":

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    3. From "Fear of Flying":

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    4. From "Secrets of a Successful Marriage":

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    5. From "HOMR":

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    6. From "Homer to the Max":

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    7. From "Bart Gets Famous":

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    8. From "Mom and Pop Art":

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    9. From "You Only Move Twice":

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    10. From "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner":

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    11. From "King-Size Homer":

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    (OK, this technically isn't a Homer quote, but it IS a classic, so...)

    12. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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    13. From "Fear of Flying":

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    14. From "Homer the Vigilante":

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    15. From "Bart's Inner Child":

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    16. From "Homerpalooza":

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    17. From "The Cartridge Family":

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    18. From "Homer the Heretic":

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    19. From "Bye, Bye, Nerdie":

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    20. From "Kill the Alligator and Run":

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    21. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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    22. From "Simpson Safari":

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    23. From "A Milhouse Divided":

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    24. From "Homer Loves Flanders":

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    25. From "Homer the Smithers":

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    26. From "Mr. Plow":

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    27. From "The Homer They Fall":

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    28. From "Homer to the Max":

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    29. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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