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29 Homer Simpson Quotes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

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1. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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2. From "The Springfield Files":

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3. From "Fear of Flying":

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4. From "Secrets of a Successful Marriage":

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5. From "HOMR":

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6. From "Homer to the Max":

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7. From "Bart Gets Famous":

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8. From "Mom and Pop Art":

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9. From "You Only Move Twice":

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10. From "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner":

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11. From "King-Size Homer":

(OK, this technically isn't a Homer quote, but it IS a classic, so...)
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(OK, this technically isn't a Homer quote, but it IS a classic, so...)

12. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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13. From "Fear of Flying":

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14. From "Homer the Vigilante":

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15. From "Bart's Inner Child":

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16. From "Homerpalooza":

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17. From "The Cartridge Family":

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18. From "Homer the Heretic":

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19. From "Bye, Bye, Nerdie":

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20. From "Kill the Alligator and Run":

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21. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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22. From "Simpson Safari":

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23. From "A Milhouse Divided":

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24. From "Homer Loves Flanders":

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25. From "Homer the Smithers":

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26. From "Mr. Plow":

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27. From "The Homer They Fall":

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28. From "Homer to the Max":

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29. From "Marge vs. the Monorail":

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