Buzz·Posted on 25 Jan 2017The 100 Funniest British Tweets Of All TimeRule Twitannia.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8 02:27 PM - 19 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Shamish @soopdug Worst insult ever 12:46 PM - 27 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Daniel Jenks @DanielJenks89 "I am upper class. I look down on him!" 😂 #bbcnews #PMQs 01:49 PM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nick @WheresMaJaiket Fred flintstone been driving about killie 10:39 AM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Steffan Storch @SteffanStorch Really enjoying this subtle art thief caught out by a nightclub photographer in Swansea 03:19 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. LB @LucybelleH Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus 01:50 PM - 17 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. John Miles @johnemiles Amazingly detailed subtitling from ITV to ring in the new year 12:19 AM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. novac @_kayofficial1 Back in secondary school when you had P.E and Food Tech on the same day 10:01 AM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Prop J Farrers @Jfarrers "Hello, is that Sky? Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription but continue to have access to your services. Hello? H… https://t.co/nMvQIg9My1 10:07 PM - 18 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Richie Morgan @Laslo_Panaflex YAAAASSSSS 11:21 PM - 31 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Fr. SJM-C+ @FatherSJMC Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity 11:01 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Adam Hess @adamhess1 Lenny Henry is home! 12:59 PM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Alec @Alec_1988 When you find out that shite painting in the loft is worth 100k 09:15 PM - 19 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Nick Stevenson @NickMixmag Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal? 12:56 PM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. alex @Slateralex_ She knows X 11:03 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jody Porter @jodyporter_ Alright stop, refrigerate and listen 09:28 AM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt Young Ed Miliband looks like all the Inbetweeners at once. 05:57 PM - 05 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jacko @letseatmusic This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love". 08:00 PM - 02 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Aavaiz @Aavaiz @Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back 05:21 PM - 21 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. simon buschenfeld @buschenfeld RIP Jamiroquai, U are wiv da angels now 05:47 PM - 04 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. bethany bolton @bethanyboltonn When u ask ur mum a simple question and she starts yelling 07:56 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Lise @F41rygirl If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass. 08:47 PM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. emily @emilyseggie_ My mum ordered a cake for my sisters bd n asked for a blond girl on top but it autocorrected to blind n we got this 08:14 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. jess @jessicasizeland Alright mum, bit forward 12:45 AM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Nyarth @nyarth The new Toblerone makes for a nice device stand 07:30 PM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. bothic alpha decay @mklvie Finally an opinion i want to hear 08:56 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again. 11:12 AM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Gray @gray "David, who shall we invite to the wedding?" "Bono. Ono. Eno." "I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard." 02:18 PM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Kieran Tobin @KieraanTobin My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe 07:40 PM - 22 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. saz @sarahlostctrl hey there delilah what's it like in post brexit britain 09:45 AM - 24 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. AIMEE @_aimeeconnolly Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that 04:17 AM - 22 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Steph @stephanieclarkx My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans up😭😭😭 I am crying 04:47 PM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Noah @noah_suavey666 Pigs in blankets are basically that mate in the group that never turns up to anything but when they do its the best time 05:26 PM - 24 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Northants Police @NorthantsPolice Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV 03:47 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Huff daddy @KaySiizzle My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls 07:43 PM - 16 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When you voted to leave the EU but you gunna die soon so it's not your problem 09:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Colin @SundayMorninCol Somecunt's stole aw the windaes aff that house 09:30 AM - 15 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. hannah ஜ @pixiehann eh £110 to see drake? imagine how much they'd charge if josh was there too 07:03 PM - 12 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Liz Buckley @liz_buckley Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. 08:18 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Henshall @HenshallCharlie when your mate asks you to pretend to be Peter Andre, I got you bro 07:14 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. JB™ @gunnerpunner It's not a baby then is it 10:23 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Alice White @alicewhitey The seat behind looks like it's taking the seat in front hostage 08:03 PM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Tom @LegalCheek_Tom When you have the labour conference at 1, but you have to defend WWE World Heavyweight Championship at 3. 02:40 PM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. the dancing queeney @pascal_queeney Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound 06:31 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Ciaran Headridge @CiaranHeadridge Jesy fae little mix is spending Hogmanay in a junkies flat in glesga 11:38 PM - 31 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Scottish Tweets @Scottish_Tweets When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg 08:36 AM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Joe Harland @TheJoeHarland Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. 01:53 PM - 08 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Kieran Riley @KieranRiley123 What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂 02:42 PM - 27 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron - Wanna go the opera? - Nah - It contains nudity & an eagle - What's the wingspan of the eagle? - 7 foot - ...I'm in 09:30 AM - 05 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. sidtrotter @sidtrotter I bloody LOVE The Libertines. 06:24 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Kayleigh @_kayleighevans What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him 01:54 PM - 17 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Neil @_Enanem_ I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley… 08:45 AM - 29 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. rachel @rachelcowann The actual only time me n ma dad text each other is to say who's died now 08:37 PM - 27 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Michael Hughes @michaelehughes Yes I can imagine, what with the Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, and the constant wars in Europe 12:34 PM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Minnie McGee @MinnieMcGee All the millions we've spent on research has been pointless. Dennis from Leeds has only gone and found the answer 🙄🌍 12:51 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Mac @McMillanCharlie Been at uni two minutes and mums already cock blocked me 01:16 PM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. OWS @olliesilkkk I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office. 09:28 AM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. georgeCVO @GeorgeTweetings FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. 03:07 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Ian Collins @iancollinsuk Odd nicknames but I can guess which one's which. 10:36 AM - 09 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Annie Marron @voteforannie When your humous says something funny and you just think 11:20 AM - 18 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Jay C @jaybn1 Pleasure to meet you. The name's... 06:50 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Heidi Stephens @heidistephens Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. 07:01 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Tom Carter @Pointless_Alias I couldn't believe what I saw on @C4Countdown today, it was just bang out of order. 03:52 PM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. primal scheme @pcon666 what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this 08:08 AM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Tom @tdawks ... although it SOUNDED like he lived in Flat No. 70. 01:43 PM - 17 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. James Offer @joffley How do I tell them?? #Brexit 06:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. flo 🌞 @floskii Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like 12:18 PM - 28 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Andrew Blakeley @ABlakeley Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born. 03:30 PM - 04 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Happy Nut @thehappynut Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album 07:45 AM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. grace elizabeth @pe_eace this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad. 07:54 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. carter @carterbrough Kanye looks like he's about to go Tarmac the m6 04:49 PM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Will Stevens @teletextpage152 Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill". 08:41 PM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Alphafemale @bintambye How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔 01:55 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. zannah @notjustblondee When your crush likes your selfie 04:46 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Stuart Taylor @stuartctaylor Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now 01:07 PM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Joe @goulcher I want a sitcom about these neighbours 06:29 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. robbiegarrick @robbiegarrick Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah 06:24 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. MonsterBet @Monster_Bet "He's dead Susan." 03:02 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Toby Earle @TobyonTV This new CBBC show recreating famous assassinations is harrowing. 08:10 AM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Jayy @Jerxme_Tee You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 04:04 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Andy Lang @HRH_Duke_of_Url Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. 02:08 PM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Elliot Owens @elliotowens95 The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham. 05:14 PM - 29 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Joe_Lewis' @_Joeelewis She looked in the mirror and said "I look FAB today" 12:36 PM - 01 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Yasmin Etches @YasminnEtches Still can't stop laughing at the fact someone accepted this as a fiver in work 04:45 PM - 21 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Sophie Gadd @sophie_gadd Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN 10:15 PM - 01 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Craig Deeley @craiguito RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts 10:56 AM - 15 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. australian jamaican @tyes_xo "Bro you on EE?" 08:05 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. boothby graffoe @boobygraffoe Theresa May too large to fit in studio so she has to stand outside & be interviewed through the window. 07:30 AM - 06 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Chris McGrath @mc_gra Homesick lorry :( 01:48 PM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Tom @tdawks What the fuck is Eye Toast?! 04:15 PM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Gilles @gillesoffthenet When you're in the chippy deciding what to have. 06:14 PM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Joe @joespacerogers Do you want to be seen or not mate 08:34 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Russell @RussellSFC "There's been a goal in the Leave vs Remain game, Ed, what happened!?" "Unbelievable Jeff!" 11:57 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Jim Trinca @Jim_Trinca OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH 06:00 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Katrina Burroughs @Kat_Burroughs We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. 09:29 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Stu. @dysondoc Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France. 07:40 AM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Truck Boy @lewisheywood Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine 06:41 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. becca t @beccaandthebox wow huge congrats to toilet 03:40 PM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. TV Cream @tvcream It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. Dec @DecLloyd "The main was undercooked, the entertainment was awful, and that's why I'm going to give Ian a 4." 09:01 PM - 19 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite