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The 27 Most Cromulent Things That Have Ever Happened

And I think to myself, what a cromulent world.

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1. This theory on breast enlargement is cromulent.

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2. This phone call? Seems totally cromulent.

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3. Nothing to see here, other than a perfectly cromulent staircase.

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4. This guy is just conducting business in a cromulent manner.

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5. This car? You guessed it — as cromulent as they come.

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6. And the judge should let this guy off for having a completely cromulent excuse.

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7. Michaelsoft Binbows is cromulent.

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8. No signature required? Wow much cromulence.

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9. This signed bible was the most cromulent thing we'd ever seen.

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10. Until we found this cromulent quote.

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11. This note was so cromulent it embiggened our soul.

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12. CROMULENT BUNNIES.

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13. CROMULENT CUDDLES.

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14. All aboard the Cromulent Express!

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15. Unprecedented levels of cromulocity going on right here.

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16. There's the right way, the wrong way, and the cromulent way!

"Isn't that just the wrong way?" "Yes, but faster!"
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"Isn't that just the wrong way?"

"Yes, but faster!"

17. You'd better stay away from this utterly cromulent fence.

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18. There's so much cromulence going on here that we might need a lie down.

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19. With a cromulent story like that how could anyone doubt this girl?

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20. And if you don't believe her, Thomas the Cromulent Tank Engine will set you straight.

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21. TESOS is actually Esperanto for "really fucking cromulent".

22. This status was written by Oliver Cromulent.

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23. This cromulent Steve Jobs can make his Action Pad fly using nothing but his cromulence.

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24. All we see here is a perfectly cromulent business.

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25. This guy left gave the takeaway the most cromulent of instructions.

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26. If anything, this man's job title is almost TOO cromulent.

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27. We can't take this anymore. We're going to the pub to get absolutely fucking cromulented!

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