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33 Important Questions All Londoners Need To Answer Immediately

The nation has some pressing questions regarding its capital.

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Why do Londoners flock to rooftops so gladly? To escape the oppressive 70s to modern architecture of the city I think.

Matthew Hayden@MatthewREHayden

Why do Londoners flock to rooftops so gladly? To escape the oppressive 70s to modern architecture of the city I think.

11:21 AM - 17 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners run for the underground when it comes like every 2 seconds :/

LC@leochrista_xo

Why do Londoners run for the underground when it comes like every 2 seconds :/

10:24 AM - 15 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners never press the wait button at crossings? I just had to press the button for 15 people waiting like lemons. #pressthebutton

Steve Aston@steveaston1

Why do Londoners never press the wait button at crossings? I just had to press the button for 15 people waiting like lemons. #pressthebutton

7:02 PM - 06 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

Why do Londoners say "arks" instead of ask? #lifequestions

Sands@sandsp0pe

Why do Londoners say "arks" instead of ask? #lifequestions

9:42 PM - 29 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

why do Londoners have chips for breakfast lol?

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6.

Why do Londoners put an 'a' in going

7.

Why do Londoners insist on using an iPad to take pictures? Cumbersome as fuck and it all looks like this #Wimbledon

drapeski@Drapeski

Why do Londoners insist on using an iPad to take pictures? Cumbersome as fuck and it all looks like this #Wimbledon

7:57 PM - 02 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners say stuff like 'am I a dickhead blud?' Erm I'd say yes if you're questioning it

Torrrâš“@vikiehunt

Why do Londoners say stuff like 'am I a dickhead blud?' Erm I'd say yes if you're questioning it 😕

11:56 PM - 22 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do girls in London consider ballerina shoes to be appropriate winter wear?

Charlotte Thorstvedt@cthorstvedt

Why do girls in London consider ballerina shoes to be appropriate winter wear?

10:44 AM - 20 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Why do Londoners have such nice accents pls

Umm Saifullāh@ayyx3

Why do Londoners have such nice accents pls

5:05 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners find it so hard to smile in photos

Adam Davies@AJDavies2

Why do Londoners find it so hard to smile in photos

1:11 PM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The weather in London has always been shit. Why do londoners still act like they're surprised about it? lol

Osmek@OsmekA

The weather in London has always been shit. Why do londoners still act like they're surprised about it? lol

7:48 PM - 09 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Why do londoners keep right on escalators but keep left on stairs and underpasses?

Sara B@Sarkata

Why do londoners keep right on escalators but keep left on stairs and underpasses?

9:09 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

why do Londoners think everywhere else outside of this city is a farm?

R. Montesdeoca@ashtonWYLIE

why do Londoners think everywhere else outside of this city is a farm? 😩

5:10 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners think they're the only ones in the south?

James Smith@SmithyJames

Why do Londoners think they're the only ones in the south?

7:32 AM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners conclude that anything north of them is 'Northerners', Birmingham is south of Stoke but they aren't 'Southerners'.

Nathચke@CoopsxD

Why do Londoners conclude that anything north of them is 'Northerners', Birmingham is south of Stoke but they aren't 'Southerners'.

8:15 PM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners feels the need to take up two seats? Are you two seats wide? No. Get the fuck up.

♡BMTH♡@SophiePreciadoo

Why do Londoners feels the need to take up two seats? Are you two seats wide? No. Get the fuck up.

7:45 PM - 03 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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general question... why do londoners wear pinky rings??

sam c@samalamaloo

general question... why do londoners wear pinky rings??

8:56 PM - 13 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners type like their American? Stop it pls lol

Babatunde@FadedBecks

Why do Londoners type like their American? Stop it pls lol

11:42 AM - 02 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners not understand personal space. Potentially rudeness I think. #london #tubelife

Paul@pauliet84

Why do Londoners not understand personal space. Potentially rudeness I think. #london #tubelife

9:23 AM - 27 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Why do Londoners look so miserable. Sad faces, dirties, frowning. Smile and be happy that you're alive.

Jeffrey Salac@jeffreysalac

Why do Londoners look so miserable. Sad faces, dirties, frowning. Smile and be happy that you're alive.

1:45 PM - 20 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners seem to find it so weird to call it 'dinner' in the day???

Eve Strawford@EveStrawford

Why do Londoners seem to find it so weird to call it 'dinner' in the day???🙉🙆

9:51 PM - 10 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

why do London girls dress so cute

24.

Why do londoners never smile!? It's heartbreaking

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A man just got shut in the tube doors and screamed like such a girl! Why do Londoners just ignore these things?! I laughed at him on my own

Rosie Jones@rosieofthejones

A man just got shut in the tube doors and screamed like such a girl! Why do Londoners just ignore these things?! I laughed at him on my own

7:10 PM - 16 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do londoners think FILA is a good make? *face palm*

Heather Smith@Heather_DKM

why do londoners think FILA is a good make? *face palm*

5:22 PM - 03 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners insist on slapping Comic Sans all over their vans? I feel like getting out my Sharpie and amending the awful font.

Jez Whitworth@RocketJez

Why do Londoners insist on slapping Comic Sans all over their vans? I feel like getting out my Sharpie and amending the awful font.

11:22 AM - 03 Sep 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do Londoners act like going up north is some big thing? lol.. they have just as many people and cities up north you know..

Capital R@CapitalR

why do Londoners act like going up north is some big thing? lol.. they have just as many people and cities up north you know..

12:26 PM - 06 Apr 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners have such poor posture. Come one guys shoulders back. :(

IG LintonClarke@lintonclarke

Why do Londoners have such poor posture. Come one guys shoulders back. :(

9:43 AM - 18 Jul 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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why do londoners have different words for things what

liv, !!@crinkloues

why do londoners have different words for things what

7:35 PM - 06 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Londoners always break up at the bus stop? Dump them, then stick them on a bus to green and pleasant lands I reckon #LondonProblems

JPE@thejoeeley

Why do Londoners always break up at the bus stop? Dump them, then stick them on a bus to green and pleasant lands I reckon #LondonProblems

8:30 AM - 26 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32.

Why do Londoners always ask Northerners "So when are you moving to London?" like it's the centre of the world? Well played @paulsmithmusic

Peter Brock@Jooky85

Why do Londoners always ask Northerners "So when are you moving to London?" like it's the centre of the world? Well played @paulsmithmusic

10:53 AM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do guys in London think if they grow a beard it will balance out them wearing a handbag? #tool

Sheps@HashtagSheps

Why do guys in London think if they grow a beard it will balance out them wearing a handbag? #tool

9:16 AM - 20 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite