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The Macclesfield cafe that deserves global appreciation.
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This place in Truro, Cornwall – you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Shropshire's – not Newcastle's – foremost landscape gardeners.
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The tree surgeons who travel from the east. Like, Hackney or something.
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The only carpet cleaners you want if you're hosting a Glasgow house party.
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This Mr Whippy van that'll give you unprecedented levels of satisfaction.
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Got a garden that needs fixing in the mean streets of Rotherhithe? Call...
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Dunfermline's classiest opticians.
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Britain's most dangerous landscape gardener.
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The flooring experts that'll just keep going and going.
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In Surrey? Want a haircut? Walk this way...
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Or if stadium rock isn't your thing, perhaps try...
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Holy two puns for the price of one, Batman! Look what's next door!
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And the last in this run of truly special barber shops...
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This Southampton gift shop.
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The Hartlepool takeaway that has clearly doesn't know how it all ended.
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If you're ever in Stalybridge and are wondering where the tans are, this place should give you a clue.
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This Scottish take on a classic.
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This mobile sandwich service that is surely known as the Bapmobile.
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The Greater Manchester barber shop where there is just one rule: Put the bunny back in the box.
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This place in Edinburgh that couldn't have really been called anything else.
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These aren't the premium electronic cigarettes and supplies you are looking for.
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But that's not the best vaping shop out there.
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This cleaning company that are certainly required after an evening of dancing in the dark.
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This halal butchers in Stoke Newington.
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Pretty much the only pun that works with "Lytham St. Annes".
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The printer cartridge shop that can only be described as "lovely stuff".
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This tanker service that is ANYTHING but shit.
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Everyone's favourite Oxfordshire-based dry cleaners.
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And if your Fiesta is fucked as you pass through Bristol, there's only one man to call.
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The Aylesbury supermarket with a totally original name that doesn't know why you're looking at it like that.
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But the winner, just like in 1066, is this concrete specialist from – you guessed it – Battle, near Hastings.
