Buzz·Posted on 5 Jan 201536 Truly Terrifying Middle-Class Injuries"I have a black eye from dropping my iPad on my face."by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Hayley Campbell @hayleycampbelly I just cut my mouth on a Kettle Chip (mature cheddar and red onion flavour) cc: @guardian 07:12 PM - 10 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kimberley @KimMHayes I spent the morning reproofing our Barbour jackets and now my forearm is sore #middleclassinjuries 04:29 PM - 22 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Maria Rowbotham @MariaRowbotham Tongue is still smarting from my peppermint tea burn yesterday #middleclassinjuries 03:01 PM - 21 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lizi Atkinson @liziatko I have a black eye from dropping my iPad on my face #middleclassinjuries 03:38 PM - 08 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Sophie Taylor @sophiealext Spilling boiling Camembert all over your hand after a night of red wine, risotto and cocktails. Poor @ionasgforbes #middleclassinjuries 10:42 PM - 24 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Michael Clarke @macnovel I've injured my tongue. A rogue, hard Waitrose skinny chip turned into a brutal implement in my mouth and stabbed it. Should I sue? 12:12 AM - 10 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. emma robbins @mumshadenough Almost strangled by dotty scarf getting tangled in the artisan whilst making homemade pasta!! #middleClassInjuries 07:29 PM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Gluten-free Issi @issiwissy Cut myself on a Rooibos tea packet. #middleclassinjuries 11:18 AM - 26 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Marc Risby @marcrisby Just stubbed my toe on daughter’s wooden sushi play set. The most middle class of all injuries. 07:32 PM - 10 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Christine Jolly @christinejolly Just grazed the roof of my mouth with some toasted sourdough. #middleclassinjuries 03:38 PM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rowan Molyneux @RowanMolyneux I may have just done something painful to a muscle in my arm whilst cutting up Applewood Smoked Cheddar #middleclassinjuries 06:01 PM - 12 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Lucie @Lucie_911 Just scraped my ankle on a magnum of Veuve. #middleclassinjuries 05:40 PM - 18 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. SarahTwentyfifteenan @perfectlyvague Just tripped over an orchid. My injuries are getting increasingly upper-middle class. See also walking into walls during immersive theatre. 02:57 PM - 25 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Andrew Neather @hernehillandy Cut my finger on ragged wine bottle foil at dinner party last night #middleclassinjuries 07:57 AM - 19 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rachel Sensibleson @rachel_london Just burnt my thumb on some hot polenta #middleclassinjuries 06:42 PM - 19 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. j farrington-douglas @joefd Sliced with mezzaluna chopping fresh mint for @RiverCottage Baby & Toddler lamb burgers. #middleclassinjuries 08:35 AM - 09 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Emma Jones @slackerjonesy Today I have burnt myself on my espresso machine and stabbed myself removing an avocado pit. I am such a cliche. #middleclassinjuries 06:54 PM - 04 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Robin Murray @ClashRobin Slight chill from bathing in the Hampstead ponds. #middleclassinjuries 05:35 PM - 15 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Hannah @ LovetoDine @LovetoDineBlog Just been told about someone who stabbed himself opening an oyster and now can't play golf. The epitome of #middleclassinjuries 11:09 AM - 12 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Ellabell @missellabell Today in middle-class injuries, I have a splinter from a sweet william on my most important typing finger. 06:34 AM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. HarriëtW @HeythereHarri Just poked myself in the eye with my credit card #middleclassinjuries 03:24 PM - 17 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Robin @robinarm1964 Steam burn from pitta bread #MiddleClassInjuries 03:18 PM - 19 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Becky Waterton @beckyh2oton Burnt myself on a muffin ring yesterday whilst making spinach English muffins with @JAFergie. #middleclassinjuries 04:04 PM - 08 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Andrew Neather @hernehillandy Bugger, dropped fondue on my Blackberry #middleclassinjuries 10:10 PM - 28 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Gareth Billington @BillersG Burnt my thumb on the Aga #MiddleClassInjuries 07:36 AM - 02 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Roger Browning @rognbrow #middleclassinjuries I dropped my iPad (vertically) on my big toe 12:47 PM - 11 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. HelenMassy-Beresford @hmassyberesford Hurt my hand on a Kilner jar while making porridge #middleclassinjuries 10:10 AM - 10 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. itsallaboutcake @Itsallaboutcake I have just cut my thumb open taking the lid of a tub of Waitrose créme fraiche. Is the the most middle class injury ever? 06:33 PM - 11 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Katie-Alix Smith @katiealix Burnt my finger on oozing molten centre of an M&S mini chicken kiev #firstworldproblems #middleclassinjuries 01:33 PM - 12 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Flic Everett @fliceverett I've got hand-strain from carrying an overfull clutch bag to a wedding. #middleclassinjuries 01:01 PM - 15 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Faye L @fabletine Just cut my finger on the lid of a bottle of Belvoir Ginger Cordial. #middleclassinjuries 07:39 PM - 27 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Johnny Boy @JohnnySefton #middleclassinjuries just sliced the tip off my finger on a mandolin making sweet potato crisps #lol 02:48 PM - 01 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. DH @DickHornby 2nd degree burns after over scrubbing my scrotum with a loofah and herbal essences mint shampoo this morning #MiddleClassInjuries 12:49 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Sybil Disobedience @PaolaOeste I got a paper cut off the Guardian's Review Section. #middleclassproblems 10:53 AM - 10 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour Burnt my thumb while toasting pita. Short of drowning in salted caramel or stabbing myself with quinoa, that's the most middle class injury. 08:33 PM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Charlotte Crowley @gnd_fashion Today I suffered the most middle class injury ever. I hurt my wrist while rinsing kale. 08:32 PM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite H/T to @greg_jenner for creating one of the most enjoyable hashtags on Twitter.