1. The one with air quotes.
2. The statement of resignation.
3. The cry for help.
4. The Ainsley Harriott.
5. This self-fulfilling prophecy.
6. The pleasantry.
7. The inevitable rude doodle.
8. The heartfelt declaration.
9. The correction of the heartfelt declaration.
10. The movie review.
11. And this one.
12. The aggressive corrector.
13. The one that actually makes you laugh.
14. The mature proposition.
15. The one you find in a library toilet.
16. The frustrated constituent.
17. The one that manages to sum up government in just three words.
18. The one you don't believe.
19. The lie.
20. The one that needed a boat but was totally worth it.
21. The cry for equality.
22. The literary reference.
23. The satirical hand-dryer.
24. The simple-yet-effective.
25. The one you want to believe.
26. The thing your mum would say.
27. The pun.
28. The green-fingered pedant.
