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This unfortunate athlete.
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Not to mention this one.
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And this guy who'll sort your back right out.
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This guy who'll manage your meat.
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And this guy who'll rob it, apparently.
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This NASCAR driver who's not exactly slow.
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The richest and whitest Republican of them all.
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The police officer who couldn't have police officered ANYWHERE else in the world.
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This lawyer who you don't want to get on the wrong side of.
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And finally the world's best correspondent.