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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose football. Choose being Chelsea's new backup central defender.
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Mum has been asked to make canapés for a WI party. There is no theme. She has made:
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How British is that headline?
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Imagine a night out with this mental bastard.
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At what age do you stop pulling leaves off bushes when you're walking? Asking for a mate
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When u check ur online banking after a fat sesh
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Excellent advice Primark!
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Member the days when ur dads mysterious pal could get u a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasnt due to come out for abt 3 years
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When you overhype your twitter bio
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I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing.
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Man said "win or lose, we're on the booze" on live tv after getting bad results 😭😭
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Do not understand how people can sleep with the buttoned side of the covers at the top 🙂🙂 weird behaviour 🙂
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May go barefoot to collect results so people ask where my shoes are instead of what did I get
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That's absolutely uncanny to be fair
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The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets.
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Was just at the bank n a wee old wife says to me "could ye check ma balance son" so a pushed her
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We keep being told Welsh is uselss. Well, guess my password, motherfuckers.
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Dropped my phone in the middle of a video on a night out.
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"This vegan curry looks tasty, and I like how it has pictures of the ingred... is that a fucking shoe?"
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HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Surely no 😭😭😂😂😂
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Playing Tame Impala while watching the dressage is a lot more entertaining
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Are u even at work if u and your work pals don't say 'i can't be arsed' every single time you walk past each over
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When you think you may have had an allergic reaction to the lobster bisque but you don't want to make a fuss & inte… https://t.co/YHGF4D5VVD
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When you lie on your CV but still get the job.
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“Don’t cry, Karen. My lawyer says we'll beat these charges. They got nothing on me. Kiss the kids. Keep strong.”
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Always surprises me how many sheep are into paintball.