Buzz·Posted on 11 Sept 201726 Genuinely Funny British Tweets For When Everything Seems A Bit ShitFunny tweets and Bake Off. It's all we've got left.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ᴊᴀᴍᴇs @ffsJames_ When your mum sends you to the chippy to get some chips and doesn't ask for her change back 02:52 PM - 28 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Michael Chapman @mjc_photography When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead 01:08 PM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Andrea Mann 👍 @AndreaMann So very, very tempted to go in and ask... 09:55 AM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Murray Foote @murrayf00te A rare outbreak of honesty on Twitter ... 10:44 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. 7. hats @Hattiethepirate I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room 09:07 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ben Norris @BenNorris7 The BBC's new regional channel, broadcasting literally anything 04:36 PM - 25 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. T . C L Λ R K E @TyClarke__ Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day. 07:56 AM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Lex Croucher @lexcanroar what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day 08:45 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. charlie @cutequeer96 English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread 11:08 AM - 09 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. V. @_vixx Thank goodness for the BBC. I don't pay my TV licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly. 04:04 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Hippolyta Loudbasket @Loudbasket If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer. 07:03 AM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. alistair green @GreenAlistair Lady on #nakedattraction just rejected contestant because he 'didnt look confident'. He literally had his cock out on national television. 09:14 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kate Wiles @katemond They saw an opportunity and they ran with it 04:27 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Bethany Black @BeffernieBlack "Media studies is pointless, just watching TV innit?" *Entire generation gets tricked by not being able to judge real from fake news* 12:07 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. Courtney Ferrie @FerrieCourtneyy When ur a goth but the suns oot x 08:17 PM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. LFM @LFMmag The leaked line-up for Reading and Leeds next year is unreal. 🔥🙏😩 04:35 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Elle @elle__olivia This hangover is not ok. Just cried cuz my chicken nugget was shaped like Italy and my ex is part Italian. 11:08 AM - 03 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Neil Miles @neilsmiles Well that got unexpectedly bleak 09:02 PM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Sam Francis @DavidSamFrancis When you're friends with kids from the year above 10:59 AM - 06 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. daytime snaps @daytimesnaps 12:07 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now...why? oh, 'cause he's dead 09:24 AM - 29 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26.