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23 Footballers With Deeply Unfortunate Names

Seaman LOL.

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1. Dean Windass.

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2. Anil Koc.

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3. David Seaman.

4. Not forgetting Stanislav Semen.

5. Alphonse Areola.

6. Andre Muff.

7. Bernt Haas.

8. Mario Turdo.

9. Fabian Assmann.

10. Danny Shittu.

11. Rod Fanni.

12. Johan De Kock.

13. Paul Dickov.

14. Lopez Ufarte.

15. Argelico Fucks.

16. Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

17. Stefan Kuntz.

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18. Ralf Minge.

19. Igor Shitov.

20. Quim.

21. David Goodwillie.

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22. Andrei Arshavin.

23. And finally...