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23 Footballers With Deeply Unfortunate Names

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1. Dean Windass.

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2. Anil Koc.

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3. David Seaman.

4. Not forgetting Stanislav Semen.

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5. Alphonse Areola.

6. Andre Muff.

7. Bernt Haas.

8. Mario Turdo.

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9. Fabian Assmann.

10. Danny Shittu.

11. Rod Fanni.

12. Johan De Kock.

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13. Paul Dickov.

14. Lopez Ufarte.

15. Argelico Fucks.

16. Ricky van Wolfswinkel.

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17. Stefan Kuntz.

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18. Ralf Minge.

19. Igor Shitov.

20. Quim.

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21. David Goodwillie.

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22. Andrei Arshavin.

23. And finally...