Buzz·Posted on 29 Jun 201636 Brexit Tweets That Will Almost Make You Laugh Despite EverythingNever underestimate the British ability to take the piss out of oneself.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jordan Tracey @JordanTracey17 An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go. 05:02 PM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Brian Spexit @BrianSpanner1 Take back control. No you take it back. No you fucking take it. You touched it last. 11:40 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. blk mel @feelingindig0 has anyone tried putting the uk in rice 07:56 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tom Fletcher @TFletcher England squad costs 175m. If we exit, let's spend it on the NHS. 07:45 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Alice McMahon @aliceisms 2015 politics: ed miliband eats a sandwich a bit weirdly 2016 politics: everything is on fire 06:02 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. grace elizabeth @pe_eace this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad. 07:54 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Christian Bennett @christianobeno Hodgson, the only man in England with a coherent plan for leaving Europe. 07:24 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. David Ottewell @davidottewell Boris Johnson will be along shortly to explain why we'll still get to play in the quarter finals, pick up the trophy, etc etc 08:53 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. yer aul da @_Gingylocks leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result 08:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mark Gatiss @Markgatiss Jeremy Corbyn must do the decent thing. Prune that rosebush outside his front door so he doesn’t have to duck under it every morning. 06:59 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Maxi Rodriguez @FutbolIntellect This is literally the worst day in English history since Friday. 08:50 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Aisha S Gani @aishagani We are all facepalm man 09:31 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Stephen Moore @steve_m10 Even Baldrick had a fucking plan. 08:11 PM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Paul Bettany @Paul_Bettany In January I dismissed my mate's theory that David Bowie was the glue holding the universe together but I don't know man... I don't know... 04:09 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. keri @kerihw Hey girl are you invoking article 50 because I would tell any number of lies to get you but wouldn't have a clue what to do once I did 11:18 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 Weird international market reaction during #ENGICE. 07:50 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Julian 48% Power @JueRobWilPo Tom Watson is the only person in the country who's actually left Glastonbury to go and wade into a field full of shit. 12:08 PM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sam Freedman @Samfr It's like the end of Hamlet. Tim Farron as Fortinbras is just going to walk on stage when everyone else is dead and claim the kingdom. 05:58 AM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jack Cowan @JackCowanx gon tell me the difference between these two photos, cos i dinny see any 03:29 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. hermapherbic values @JoeLovellM millennial: [takes a few too many selfies for instagram] baby boomer: [destroys the british, continental, and global economy in one day] 06:04 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. King Elom the 1st @ThatsNotE This is 50 cent or as we like to call him In the UK 10,000 pounds 03:00 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Boze Herrington @SketchesbyBoze VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine 04:16 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch Someone has uploaded Boris Johnson's post referendum speech onto Pornhub with the following title... 05:05 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. matt roxburgh @mattroxburgh Best two tweets ever? 09:13 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 You have to say fair play to England for their sheer dedication to making the whole of Europe piss themselves this week. 08:38 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Woozle @the_woozle #ENG proving twice in a week that they're unable to put a decent cross in a box #EURO2016 08:48 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Dale @DRDaleRoberts When you're half way through your haircut and the barber tells you he is from Turkey. 03:02 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Ben @0point5twins Bond films to last 30% longer with scenes of his passport being more heavily scrutinised between exotic European locales. 07:39 AM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Josh Warwick @Joshy_No4 I hope this defeat doesn't kill the feel good factor in the country at the moment. 08:50 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate Iceland 2 Poundland 1 07:26 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Jack Blanchard @Jack_Blanchard_ Excellent suggestion from the Times letters page 07:48 AM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Nick Goff @nickgoff79 The Scousers told us The Sun lied and they told us Roy Hodgson was a fucking fraud. Two out of two. 08:47 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Camilla Long @camillalong The real loser in all of this is Tom Hiddleston, who has set up five days of fauxmance photos with Taylor Swift, and no one gives a SHIT 01:39 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Katrina Burroughs @Kat_Burroughs We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. 09:29 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Robin Michael @rozzamichael How many Bexiters does it take to change a light bulb? "I never said there was a light bulb" 08:15 PM - 26 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde "I know it was you, Fredo...." 09:17 AM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite