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    Updated on Aug 19, 2020. Posted on Nov 13, 2014

    28 Terrible Problems All Men With Beards Will Understand

    "My face smells like breakfast."

    1.

    I can't really celebrate no shave November cuz I already have a beard all year long 😔 #beardproblems

    MrMC (of SoulStereo)@itsthaMistaFollow

    I can't really celebrate no shave November cuz I already have a beard all year long #beardproblems

    1:32 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2.

    Forever being "randomly checked" at the airport #BeardProblems

    Kevin Jordan@KevinTWLFollow

    Forever being "randomly checked" at the airport #BeardProblems

    6:31 AM - 22 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    My face smells like breakfast all day long #beardproblems

    Harley Morenstein@HarleyPlaysFollow

    My face smells like breakfast all day long #beardproblems

    10:32 PM - 22 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    Lost a M&M in my beard while eating a pack & it just fell out.. I guess I was saving it for later.. Haha #beardproblems

    Jordan Price@jprice41Follow

    Lost a M&M in my beard while eating a pack & it just fell out.. I guess I was saving it for later.. Haha #beardproblems

    4:23 PM - 12 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    Can't go to the drinking fountain without soaking my beard like a dog drinking from a bowl #beardproblems

    Ryan Letts@LettsRock_7Follow

    Can't go to the drinking fountain without soaking my beard like a dog drinking from a bowl #beardproblems

    1:48 AM - 07 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    Wearing a green shirt suddenly makes me look like a leprechaun... #beardproblems

    Tanner Karr@Tanner_KarrFollow

    Wearing a green shirt suddenly makes me look like a leprechaun... #beardproblems

    3:55 PM - 16 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    There are knots in my beard and my comb got stuck :(#beardproblems

    Matthew pace@Mattpace28Follow

    There are knots in my beard and my comb got stuck :(#beardproblems

    11:53 PM - 26 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    Every time I look at a new place to live, the first thing the agent says is "You know how expensive this place is, right?" #beardproblems

    Christopher Garmon@chrisgarmonFollow

    Every time I look at a new place to live, the first thing the agent says is "You know how expensive this place is, right?" #beardproblems

    10:01 PM - 29 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    When your beard becomes sentient, detaching from your face to wrestle shoppers at Tesco for the last pack of croissants #beardproblems

    Suleman@NamelusWonderFollow

    When your beard becomes sentient, detaching from your face to wrestle shoppers at Tesco for the last pack of croissants #beardproblems

    10:54 PM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    I hate it when this happens! #BeardProblems #relatable

    Tyler Jacobs@TJ_WigglesFollow

    I hate it when this happens! #BeardProblems #relatable

    3:58 AM - 28 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    First thing when I look at a menu "what's not messy!?" 🙈 # #beardproblems

    Ry Harris@ry_harris89Follow

    First thing when I look at a menu "what's not messy!?" # #beardproblems

    7:44 PM - 01 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    Every moment is full of doubt when you're trying to grow a beard #beardproblems

    Jackson O'Brien@EarthBoundJackFollow

    Every moment is full of doubt when you're trying to grow a beard #beardproblems

    6:14 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    Just realised that some beard oil dripped on to my business shirt this morning. Very noticable going into this meeting. #beardproblems

    Chuck@moshpitsonFollow

    Just realised that some beard oil dripped on to my business shirt this morning. Very noticable going into this meeting. #beardproblems

    10:29 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    It's got to the stage now where if I shave my beard off I look about 13!! #BeardProblems

    Gary Russell@OfficialGaryrusFollow

    It's got to the stage now where if I shave my beard off I look about 13!! #BeardProblems

    8:02 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    I hate it when you take a shower and then go outside and your beard freezes... #BeardProblems

    Marcus Lueders@MarcusLuedersFollow

    I hate it when you take a shower and then go outside and your beard freezes... #BeardProblems

    11:23 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    To those who've said a papercut is the worst pain, they've obviously never had a beard hair caught in a coat zipper #beardproblems

    Jason Wieder@jsonweedsFollow

    To those who've said a papercut is the worst pain, they've obviously never had a beard hair caught in a coat zipper #beardproblems

    12:53 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    When your face is half covered in hair, do you use shampoo or body wash? #BeardProblems

    Yusuf Zine@yusufzineFollow

    When your face is half covered in hair, do you use shampoo or body wash? #BeardProblems

    9:16 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    Off to soak my beard in the bath for 15mins cause its hurting my face #BeardProblems

    Deejay Darby @DeejayDarbyFollow

    Off to soak my beard in the bath for 15mins cause its hurting my face #BeardProblems

    9:25 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    19.

    My beard is getting caught on my work uniform #beardproblems

    Tyler Accettura@Tyler_Acc89Follow

    My beard is getting caught on my work uniform #beardproblems

    11:31 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20.

    Going to have to get some beard dye. #Movember effort is going incredibly ginger.

    Sam@samlockleyFollow

    Going to have to get some beard dye. #Movember effort is going incredibly ginger.

    11:10 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21.

    Aaaaaaarrrggggh why do I always forget?!?!? #beardproblems

    Mark Wolstenholme⚓️@KingWust01Follow

    Aaaaaaarrrggggh why do I always forget?!?!? #beardproblems

    1:48 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22.

    23.

    Won't lie, having a long beard in a strong wind is a pain in the arse. #beards #beardproblems

    Martin Gore@Rycheman156Follow

    Won't lie, having a long beard in a strong wind is a pain in the arse. #beards #beardproblems

    1:16 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24.

    Why is it so god damn hard to eat a Pot Noodle😩 #BeardProblems

    Reynolds@MB_ReynoldsFollow

    Why is it so god damn hard to eat a Pot Noodle #BeardProblems

    3:59 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25.

    Damn it!!!! Put my beard trimmer on wrong setting & now have had to trim my beard right down :( #beard #beardproblems #babyface

    GrumpyDoody@DoodyspuddingFollow

    Damn it!!!! Put my beard trimmer on wrong setting & now have had to trim my beard right down :( #beard #beardproblems #babyface

    1:21 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    27.

    I can't dress up as anyone for Halloween unless they happen to be someone who has a big beard. #beardproblems

    Christopher Sebela@xtopFollow

    I can't dress up as anyone for Halloween unless they happen to be someone who has a big beard. #beardproblems

    9:30 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    28.

    #BeardProblems …There are no problems with beards

    Jake from State Farm@iGrowBeardFollow

    #BeardProblems

    …There are no problems with beards

    5:46 PM - 04 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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