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28 Terrible Problems All Men With Beards Will Understand

"My face smells like breakfast."

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I can't really celebrate no shave November cuz I already have a beard all year long 😔 #beardproblems

MrMC (of SoulStereo)@itsthaMistaFollow

I can't really celebrate no shave November cuz I already have a beard all year long #beardproblems

1:32 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Forever being "randomly checked" at the airport #BeardProblems

Kevin Jordan@KevinTWLFollow

Forever being "randomly checked" at the airport #BeardProblems

6:31 AM - 22 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My face smells like breakfast all day long #beardproblems

Harley Morenstein@HarleyPlaysFollow

My face smells like breakfast all day long #beardproblems

10:32 PM - 22 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

Lost a M&M in my beard while eating a pack & it just fell out.. I guess I was saving it for later.. Haha #beardproblems

Jordan Price@jprice41Follow

Lost a M&M in my beard while eating a pack & it just fell out.. I guess I was saving it for later.. Haha #beardproblems

4:23 PM - 12 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Can't go to the drinking fountain without soaking my beard like a dog drinking from a bowl #beardproblems

Ryan Letts@LettsRock_7Follow

Can't go to the drinking fountain without soaking my beard like a dog drinking from a bowl #beardproblems

1:48 AM - 07 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Wearing a green shirt suddenly makes me look like a leprechaun... #beardproblems

Tanner Karr@Tanner_KarrFollow

Wearing a green shirt suddenly makes me look like a leprechaun... #beardproblems

3:55 PM - 16 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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There are knots in my beard and my comb got stuck :(#beardproblems

Matthew pace@Mattpace28Follow

There are knots in my beard and my comb got stuck :(#beardproblems

11:53 PM - 26 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Every time I look at a new place to live, the first thing the agent says is "You know how expensive this place is, right?" #beardproblems

Christopher Garmon@chrisgarmonFollow

Every time I look at a new place to live, the first thing the agent says is "You know how expensive this place is, right?" #beardproblems

10:01 PM - 29 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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When your beard becomes sentient, detaching from your face to wrestle shoppers at Tesco for the last pack of croissants #beardproblems

Suleman@NamelusWonderFollow

When your beard becomes sentient, detaching from your face to wrestle shoppers at Tesco for the last pack of croissants #beardproblems

10:54 PM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I hate it when this happens! #BeardProblems #relatable

Tyler Jacobs@TJ_WigglesFollow

I hate it when this happens! #BeardProblems #relatable

3:58 AM - 28 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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First thing when I look at a menu "what's not messy!?" 🙈 # #beardproblems

Ry Harris@ry_harris89Follow

First thing when I look at a menu "what's not messy!?" # #beardproblems

7:44 PM - 01 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Every moment is full of doubt when you're trying to grow a beard #beardproblems

Jackson O'Brien@EarthBoundJackFollow

Every moment is full of doubt when you're trying to grow a beard #beardproblems

6:14 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Just realised that some beard oil dripped on to my business shirt this morning. Very noticable going into this meeting. #beardproblems

Chuck@moshpitsonFollow

Just realised that some beard oil dripped on to my business shirt this morning. Very noticable going into this meeting. #beardproblems

10:29 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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It's got to the stage now where if I shave my beard off I look about 13!! #BeardProblems

Gary Russell@OfficialGaryrusFollow

It's got to the stage now where if I shave my beard off I look about 13!! #BeardProblems

8:02 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I hate it when you take a shower and then go outside and your beard freezes... #BeardProblems

Marcus Lueders@MarcusLuedersFollow

I hate it when you take a shower and then go outside and your beard freezes... #BeardProblems

11:23 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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To those who've said a papercut is the worst pain, they've obviously never had a beard hair caught in a coat zipper #beardproblems

Jason Wieder@jsonweedsFollow

To those who've said a papercut is the worst pain, they've obviously never had a beard hair caught in a coat zipper #beardproblems

12:53 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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When your face is half covered in hair, do you use shampoo or body wash? #BeardProblems

Yusuf Zine@yusufzineFollow

When your face is half covered in hair, do you use shampoo or body wash? #BeardProblems

9:16 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Off to soak my beard in the bath for 15mins cause its hurting my face #BeardProblems

Deejay Darby @DeejayDarbyFollow

Off to soak my beard in the bath for 15mins cause its hurting my face #BeardProblems

9:25 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My beard is getting caught on my work uniform #beardproblems

Tyler Accettura@Tyler_Acc89Follow

My beard is getting caught on my work uniform #beardproblems

11:31 PM - 12 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Going to have to get some beard dye. #Movember effort is going incredibly ginger.

Sam@samlockleyFollow

Going to have to get some beard dye. #Movember effort is going incredibly ginger.

11:10 AM - 13 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Aaaaaaarrrggggh why do I always forget?!?!? #beardproblems

Mark Wolstenholme⚓️@KingWust01Follow

Aaaaaaarrrggggh why do I always forget?!?!? #beardproblems

1:48 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Won't lie, having a long beard in a strong wind is a pain in the arse. #beards #beardproblems

Martin Gore@Rycheman156Follow

Won't lie, having a long beard in a strong wind is a pain in the arse. #beards #beardproblems

1:16 PM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why is it so god damn hard to eat a Pot Noodle😩 #BeardProblems

Reynolds@MB_ReynoldsFollow

Why is it so god damn hard to eat a Pot Noodle #BeardProblems

3:59 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

Damn it!!!! Put my beard trimmer on wrong setting & now have had to trim my beard right down :( #beard #beardproblems #babyface

GrumpyDoody@DoodyspuddingFollow

Damn it!!!! Put my beard trimmer on wrong setting & now have had to trim my beard right down :( #beard #beardproblems #babyface

1:21 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I can't dress up as anyone for Halloween unless they happen to be someone who has a big beard. #beardproblems

Christopher Sebela@xtopFollow

I can't dress up as anyone for Halloween unless they happen to be someone who has a big beard. #beardproblems

9:30 PM - 28 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#BeardProblems …There are no problems with beards

Jake from State Farm@iGrowBeardFollow

#BeardProblems

…There are no problems with beards

5:46 PM - 04 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite