33 Classic '90s Toys That'll Make You Wish You Were A Kid Again

In case you're struggling to finish your Christmas wish list. H/T Retromash.

1. Stretch (and Fetch) Armstrong

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2. The Tyco Rebound 4x4

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A car that worked better when you drove it into walls? No wonder it was a hit.

3. A Talkboy voice recorder

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The closest you ever got to being Macaulay Culkin (tbh that's probably a good thing).

4. Screwball Scramble

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5. Books that made sounds

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Because words are dull as shit.

6. A Sega Game Gear

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7. A Super Nintendo

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Mario Kart has never been the same.

8. Dream Phone

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"He looks good in whatever he wears."

9. The Play-Doh Fun Factory

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10. All of these

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11. Sylvanian Families

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Since when were bears the same size as rabbits?!

12. Polly Pocket

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13. Mighty Max

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Because obviously boys couldn't play with Polly...

14. Boglins

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15. Tracy Island

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Fuck off, Anthea Turner. And take your papier mâché with you!

16. A portable TV

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Because they're the future, don't you know.

17. Scalextric

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18. Matchbox Motorcity Car Wars and Car Crusher

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Because what's more fun than a car wash?

19. Nerf Guns

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Brb. *runs to nearest Argos*

20. A football goal for your garden

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You mum never really liked her lawn anyway.

21. Magna Doodle

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Just like Joey and Chandler's.

22. Spirograph

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For those of us who couldn't draw, but still wanted to.

23. Handheld electronic games

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Everyone hand one of these. No one knew where it came from. And having seen that they were £17 a pop, I now feel wracked with guilt. Sorry mum, but you got done.

24. Get Set! craft sets

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25. The Great Adventures Castle and Dream Dolls House

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Because fragile masculinity isn't a new thing.

26. A Walkman

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Or if you were absolutely loaded...

27. A Discman!

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28. All of the Disney videos

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29. A keyboard

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Not that you could play it. That's what the "demo" button was for.

30. Crayola sets

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In a time when there was a direct correlation between your Crayola collection and popularity, Christmas was a nervy time.

31. A pop-up snooker table

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Which your living room DEFINITELY had room for...

32. A Game Boy camera and printer

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33. Virtual pets

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Virtual pets: teaching you how to grieve since 1996.