29 Things Britain Is Better At Than Everyone Else
It's almost enough to make you proud. Almost.
1. Politics:
2. Parenting:
My son wanted me to buy him a ball pit to play in but they're too expensive. So I made him one. Top fun!!!
3. Typos:
To the BBC Text Producer who put this on screen: Let's just forget our rivalry for a second & hug it out. It's okay.
4. Regional news:
5. Debates:
6. Fine dining:
7. Admitting our mistakes:
Political apology in the Sun today.
8. Protests:
9. Selfies:
10. The news:
11. Naming pubs:
12. Naming roads:
I prefer the former name...
13. Naming people:
Good bit of nominative determinism on @BBCBreakfast here.
14. Panicking:
Anyone seen any belters in their local news recently? The more fucking crazy or pointless the better.
15. Maturity:
16. Being the absolute worst on public transport:
17. Being the absolute best on public transport:
18. Complaining about public transport:
19. Being hipsters:
20. Generosity:
21. Local rivalries:
22. Logic:
23. Flags:
The best flag ever at Glastonbury..@garylineker
24. Puns:
Meanwhile on Hornsey Road. #deepshit.
25. Subtitles:
If you shout a lot of rude words really quickly, the BBC subtitling machine has a “panic setting” #KanyeWest #Glasto
26. Multiculturalism:
27. Timing:
Well, this is unfortunate. (via @g_fonne)
28. Innovation:
Jeans as a lead... #onlyinleeds @LeedsProbs