Buzz·Posted on 1 Dec 2016100 Tweets That Made British People Piss Themselves In 2016So shines a good tweet in a weary world.by Robin EddsBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jim Trinca @Jim_Trinca OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH 06:00 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles 07:23 PM - 16 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Joe Harland @TheJoeHarland Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. 01:53 PM - 08 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Luke Westaway @lukewestaway Well, that's quite the, er, offer, Mail on Sunday 03:31 PM - 20 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Heidi Stephens @heidistephens Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. 07:01 AM - 29 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. t @tyes_xo "Bro you on EE?" 08:05 PM - 23 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Will @willsaxo95 Funny that @sainsburys xmas advert is all about being at home wi family at xmas, yet they've got me down to work xmas eve and boxing day 11:58 AM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. James Offer @joffley How do I tell them?? #Brexit 06:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. DocHackenbush @DocHackenbush Found the worlds saddest photo, guys. 11:23 AM - 27 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Warren Beckett @RobotMonsieur U ok Hun? 11:46 AM - 07 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Brexit Britain, also known as 06:21 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jody Porter @jodyporter_ Alright stop, refrigerate and listen 09:28 AM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ryan Broderick @broderick 2017 goals 10:09 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Orchard Pig @Orchardpig Yoda is selling houses in Taunton. 01:01 PM - 15 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Katie Curtis @KatieCurtis Obama: you told him Nigel Farage was British Foreign Secretary didn't you? Biden: Obama: Joe 12:19 AM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Rachel Young @_rachel_young When you have Bake Off at 8pm but Stone Roses at 10pm 09:19 PM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Truck Boy @lewisheywood Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine 06:41 PM - 18 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Paul @FrenulumBreve - how was ur first day at school son? - honestly? not great. 11:36 PM - 19 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kieran Riley @KieranRiley123 What the fuck am I at uni with?😂😂 02:42 PM - 27 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. trouteyes @trouteyes Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw 05:23 PM - 28 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. JB™ @gunnerpunner It's not a baby then is it 10:23 PM - 10 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. lucy porter @lucyportercomic Bought my 4 year old this hat from H&M kids despite the fact he can't even cope with skunk yet. 12:28 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. KingMusa @OfficialSkinny1 Why does this cat look like he just hit the cleanest freekick of the season 😂 09:40 PM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Sam @sam_bambs Roses are red Violets are blue 04:00 PM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ohchrisburton @ohchrisburton Theresa May shocks audiences by pulling German Chancellor Angela Merkel out of a giant top hat 09:43 PM - 10 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. jess @enterjeshikari my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level 10:00 AM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. robbiegarrick @robbiegarrick Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah 06:24 PM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Pierre @thepierrebear If video games have taught me anything it's that this guy is selling rare items that I'll need later in my quest. 03:03 AM - 24 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Ryan J. Brown @BROWNJRYAN Kim Jong Un looks like a sassy NHS nurse 11:24 AM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Matt Keay @mattadamkeay Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU. 06:13 AM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Tom @tdawks Can I have a sweet pea please Bob? 06:24 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. georgeCVO @GeorgeTweetings FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. 03:07 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. layla @h7ney Have we not suffered enough 10:57 AM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Stuart Ritchie @StuartJRitchie My friend @liam_ohare has found a piece of breaded ham that looks exactly like Donald Trump. 09:54 AM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. benjamin dilzraeli @adventuresofrob "We can't call it Kentucky Fried Chicken we'll get sued, pick another state" "OK which one" "Any, it doesn't matter" 11:47 AM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. ✨🔮✨ @KirbyAfua Even tho I pretend that I moved on, you'll always be my baby... 01:15 PM - 12 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Sean Spooner @spoonersean Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140? 07:19 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Rob Mitchell® @robjmitchell Convince people you have American teeth, by putting a train ticket in your mouth 08:49 AM - 11 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. kelly oxford @kellyoxford I will never stop laughing at this kid 08:34 PM - 17 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Lise @F41rygirl If you can hear us Margaret, move a glass. 08:47 PM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Lee Brace @bracealmighty To anyone attending the Bohemian Rhapsody rehearsal this afternoon, we're up in the treehouse... 10:06 AM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Sam Parker @samparkercouk Worst. Tinder bio. Ever. 11:06 AM - 01 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Brian Doyle @WritePlay I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads... ... Jesus Christ... 04:57 AM - 14 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Will Stevens @teletextpage152 Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill". 08:41 PM - 07 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Brian Murphy @bplmurphy This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving… https://t.co/cLhfgW9juA 10:24 AM - 21 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Baz @bazlyons Took 93yr old mum and her friend to vote. #EUref 12:56 PM - 23 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon 04:31 PM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. billy gay cyrus @ChelsUnderwood_ when the customer ur dealing with asks to speak to the manager n the manager says the same thing u did 04:07 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard The Large White Guy Collider has successfully split a Chet into 7 smaller sub-Chets, the building blocks of White. 01:26 PM - 04 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends you ever been involved in a real life crucifixion before toby? 07:18 AM - 18 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Amelia Florence @ameliafsimmons Harry Potter and the 02:45 PM - 25 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Happy Nut @thehappynut Every time I see this poster I think it's an advert for Paul Mcartney's new album 07:45 AM - 09 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Brian Spamander @BrianSpanner1 Take back control. No you take it back. No you fucking take it. You touched it last. 11:40 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. yer aul faither @_Gingylocks leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result 08:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Cb @CourtneyBankss_ When your mum tells you to hing the washing oot and you chuck the closest pair eh shoes oan 02:51 PM - 06 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. Katrina Burroughs @Kat_Burroughs We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. 09:29 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Ian Boldsworth @RayPeacock I was laughing too much when I got this home from the record shop to be angry. Worth every penny. 10:26 AM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. joe heenan @joeheenan #WorldBookDay Forgot they had to be in costume, so they're going to school as pages 89 & 165 of the Argos catalogue 08:24 AM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Ian Cummins ❄️ @TheGreatHumbug Manic Street Preachers tried to warn us, but we didn't listen... 12:03 PM - 03 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. John Brennan @UpturnedBathtub I guess this means we can no longer use that phrase 10:20 AM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Medieval Reactions @MedievalReacts When you voted to leave the EU but you gunna die soon so it's not your problem 09:26 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Conor Collins @conartworks No Scottish shortbread for you little man! 08:49 AM - 10 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Stuart @stuartmwrites I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft. 01:59 PM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Hen @CaptainCaplin Desperately trying to trick myself into doing some work 11:59 AM - 23 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Stu. @dysondoc Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France. 07:40 AM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. Paulio @stronzoimo Theresa May looking like she's just been booked for diving 03:28 PM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. joe @goulcher I want a sitcom about these neighbours 06:29 PM - 06 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. . @Josh_UTBoro He's dead Susan 07:34 PM - 23 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. Neil @_Enanem_ I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, I see you Madeley… 08:45 AM - 29 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. dan mentos @DanMentos his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's 06:09 AM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. grace elizabeth @pe_eace this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad. 07:54 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Andy Lang @HRH_Duke_of_Url Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. 02:08 PM - 22 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Lee Brace @bracealmighty When your pirate friend wants to join in... 07:42 AM - 02 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Glenn Moore @TheNewsAtGlenn When you've got a ton of work to do by Derek, and it's already quarter to Linda: 12:43 PM - 21 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Jolly Old Saint Al @alan_maguire The official Coronation Street colouring book is WILD 12:58 PM - 25 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable Remember when Dennis Waterman ruled England from 1553-1558? 05:20 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Alan White @aljwhite When you're in the back of the cab and the driver starts talking about immigrants 01:35 PM - 22 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew William: "Let's do the scene where Luke finds out who his real dad is" Harry: "Can we not?" W: "Oh. Yeah. Sorry." 01:01 PM - 19 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. ✌🏽️ @Owen_1906 Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose 04:58 PM - 05 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. tacceber @tacceber you know that's bullshit Martine 10:40 PM - 07 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Elliot Owens @elliotowens95 The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham. 05:14 PM - 29 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. James Livett @radaeron Chocolate currency stronger than real currency 05:38 PM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Ray Foley @rayfoleyshow They've made all the Roses the same shape. And I'm colourblind. Worst year ever. 08:32 PM - 21 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. kristen @kristenmcewanx Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal 06:01 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Brian Pedaci @bpedaci BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake. USA: Hold my beer. 04:17 AM - 09 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. harvey @harveymurrayy he was a sk8er boy she said see you l8er boy 07:25 PM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Annie 7⃣ @annievicvic Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy.... Not me.... What the actual fuck was going through my drun… https://t.co/t1HqWaBHux 09:40 PM - 27 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Kim @pullovergirl Someone brought me these to cheer me up but I don't even fucking like voles 05:50 PM - 03 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Summer Ray @SummerRay My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now 01:33 PM - 24 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. bec @beclatham if this gyal competing in the olympics can wear earrings why the fuck did I have to cover mine in plasters for PE 09:44 PM - 19 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Kayleigh @_kayleighevans What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him 01:54 PM - 17 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. the dancing queeney @pascal_queeney Coming soon to Thorpe Park: the value of the pound 06:31 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Jay C @jaybn1 Pleasure to meet you. The name's... 06:50 PM - 18 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes. 08:22 AM - 21 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. lil alpha decay @mklvie Finally an opinion i want to hear 08:56 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Gareth Dimelow @gdimelow This woman on my train looked thrilled to be taking this call. 03:42 PM - 13 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Hannah Jewell @hcjewell is this how you trigger article 50 09:22 AM - 02 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. peaches @bintambye How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce 😭💔 01:55 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. becca t @beccaandthebox wow huge congrats to toilet 03:40 PM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite