HOLD THE PONIES, the music video deities have blessed us with yet another video from the hot slab of roast beef (or if you prefer, Tofurky) that is Nick Jonas. It's called Under You and boy does that name get me PARCHED.
The video starts with what looks like the classiest mess I’ve ever seen.
Then there are some moody shots of Nick caressing a window in the rain. God, to be that window right now.
SUDDENLY, Shay Mitchell shows up and it she seems distressed because it looks like "A" threw one of her creepy-ass dolls through the window.
Inevitably, the video turns into a very fancy home renovation show.
Nick, maybe try a sledge hammer? Your hands are too precious.
But they’ve fooled you because this whole time it’s been a car ad? Let me tell you, cars are getting mad sneaky with their ads now.
Anyway none of this matters because at the end the whole debacle turns into everything you could ever want from a shower…....Nick Jonas’s torso and butt crack getting drenched.
*COUGHS ON OWN SPIT* Hello bicep.
Is Shay caressing the statue of David?! Oh wait that's just Nick Jonas's back.
Let's take a moment to applaud whoever was operating the camera during this shoot.
Because they really hit ALL the marks.
Shay, I might be more than a little bit jealous.
Just like a spectacular firework finale, the video ends with a waist up shirtless shot of Nick's beautiful body.