Milano Fashion Week As Told By A Real, Local Housewife

What if a real, local italian housewife was an unconscious reporter at Milano Fashion Week?

Milano Fashion Week As Told By A Real, Local Housewife.

Fashionistas, a moment of silence, it’s almost time for Milano Fashion Week 2016. As such, I want to warm up with a recap of the 5 most glamorous moments of the 2015 edition…

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1. After the runaway show, when I asked this beautiful woman where she bought her dress. I needed to refurbish my curtains.

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2. Then, how could I forget those muppet fur shoes? Very cushy for grocery shopping in winter… or summer…?

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3. Followed by that moment when I asked that guy to sell me a pair of new rubber gloves.

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4. Or when I called my hairdresser to tell her I found the red dye I was looking for

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5. Or finally when I asked a nice girl which football team was she going to play for...

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Anyway, the best is yet to come. Come visit Italy and meet me at the next…

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