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39 Signs You Might Be A Crazy Cat Lady
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This is your favorite pair of shoes:
This is your favorite lipstick:
You own a sweater like this:
This is how you brush your teeth:
But you brush your teeth on your cat's schedule.
Dish washing also revolves around your cat's agenda.
This is your ideal home office:
You don't own bookshelves for books. They're cat-holders.
Your empty boxes are never empty for long.
This is how you check your emails:
This is how you read the morning paper.
This is how you read books.
This is you trying to wrap presents.
And you only hang non-breakable ornaments on your Christmas tree.
You are intimately familiar with these signs:
You find yourself saying this a lot:
All of your coffee mugs say something like this:
You judge people on whether or not they like cats.
You have a Human-to-Cat-Translator app on your phone.
You don't need this reminder:
You would totally wear this:
You cannot leave the house without doing this to your outfit.
You've considered getthing this tattoo:
...to match the tattoo you already have:
Your phone and tablet cases all have pictures of your cat:
You know this song by heart. And sing it regularly:
The back of your car looks like this:
Your jewelry resembles your cats:
And this is how you store your rings:
This is the look you get when trying to sleep in your own bed:
You've become accustomed to the taste of cat hair.
You own several cat harnesses. They're all gathering dust.
You learned how to knit so you could make this:
...but you were never able to finish knitting it.
You curse the inventor of packing peanuts.
You can't stop watching this:
These eyes make you melt:
And when you saw this:
(You may now place cat back on keyboard.)
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