1. This is your favorite pair of shoes:

2. This is your favorite lipstick:

3. You own a sweater like this:

4. This is how you brush your teeth:

5. But you brush your teeth on your cat's schedule.

6. Dish washing also revolves around your cat's agenda.

7. This is your ideal home office:

8. You don't own bookshelves for books. They're cat-holders.

9. Your empty boxes are never empty for long.

10. This is how you check your emails:

11. This is how you read the morning paper.

12. This is how you read books.

13. This is you trying to wrap presents.

14. And you only hang non-breakable ornaments on your Christmas tree.

15. You are intimately familiar with these signs:

16. You find yourself saying this a lot:

17. All of your coffee mugs say something like this:

18. You judge people on whether or not they like cats.

19. You have a Human-to-Cat-Translator app on your phone.

20. You don't need this reminder:

21. You would totally wear this:

22. You cannot leave the house without doing this to your outfit.

23. You've considered getthing this tattoo:

24. ...to match the tattoo you already have:

25. Your phone and tablet cases all have pictures of your cat:

26. You have OCD:

27. You know this song by heart. And sing it regularly:

28. The back of your car looks like this:

29. Your jewelry resembles your cats:

30. And this is how you store your rings:

31. This is the look you get when trying to sleep in your own bed:

32. You've become accustomed to the taste of cat hair.

33. You own several cat harnesses. They're all gathering dust.

34. You learned how to knit so you could make this:

35. ...but you were never able to finish knitting it.

36. You curse the inventor of packing peanuts.

37. You can't stop watching this:
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38. These eyes make you melt:

39. And when you saw this:
