1. Balanced Rock, Big Bend National Park Via http://Shutterstock Everything really is bigger in Texas! 2. Hopewell Rocks, New Brunswick Via http://Shutterstock The only thing better than one penis rock is a whole village of them! The little one has character, don’t you think? 3. Goblin Valley State Park Via http://Shutterstock Sandstone hoodoos…or giant alien dongs??? 4. Chimney Rock, Nebraska Via http://Shutterstock Making Oregon Trail Pioneers snicker since the 1800s! 5. Kodachrome Basin State Park Via http://Shutterstock …ew. 6. Love Valley- Cappadocia, Turkey Via http://Shutterstock There’s a whole lot of love of the erotic variety in this valley! 7. Arches National Park Via http://Shutterstock People say this looks like a molar tooth, but I see a totally different body part. 8. Cock Rock- Carefree, Arizona It may look flaccid but I assure you, it is very, very hard. 9. Kaule O Nanahoa Legend says that after fertility god Nanahoa’s wife caught him eyeing another woman, he turned her into a rock and turned himself into this giant stone penis. It’s a love story for the ages! Legend also says that sleeping next to it overnight will get you pregnant- you’ve been warned!