9 Giant Rocks That Look Like Willies

Is it just us or does Mother Nature have a dirty sense of humor...

1. Balanced Rock, Big Bend National Park

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Everything really is bigger in Texas!

2. Hopewell Rocks, New Brunswick

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The only thing better than one penis rock is a whole village of them! The little one has character, don’t you think?

3. Goblin Valley State Park

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Sandstone hoodoos…or giant alien dongs???

4. Chimney Rock, Nebraska

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Making Oregon Trail Pioneers snicker since the 1800s!

5. Kodachrome Basin State Park

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…ew.

6. Love Valley- Cappadocia, Turkey

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There’s a whole lot of love of the erotic variety in this valley!

7. Arches National Park

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People say this looks like a molar tooth, but I see a totally different body part.

8. Cock Rock- Carefree, Arizona

It may look flaccid but I assure you, it is very, very hard.

9. Kaule O Nanahoa

Legend says that after fertility god Nanahoa’s wife caught him eyeing another woman, he turned her into a rock and turned himself into this giant stone penis. It’s a love story for the ages! Legend also says that sleeping next to it overnight will get you pregnant- you’ve been warned!