You learned to drive on a tractor.
Driving lessons were only taken to get rid of all of the bad habits you've accumulated as a driver over the years (ipso facto since you were 11.)
Cow illness/birth is a perfectly legitimately excuse for being late.
Or not showing up at all.
See these? These are not just bales.
They are a dangerous obstacle course and the sole source of summer entertainment you had as a child.
Summer holidays are fixed around duties on the farm.
They never last more than three days and are always taken within three hours of the farm (if they are taken at all.)
Pre-Owned Wellington Boots
When it comes to music festivals, you don't go out and buy wellies adorned with guitars/polka dots/psychedelic print. You already own a pair.
You have no awareness for bad smells.
None whatsoever. Everything smells rosy (or at least as it should.)
There is nothing better in life than a tractor with a working radio.
City-Folk Tolerance
You have no idea how city-folk deal with the constant noise, street lights and people. Especially the people. There are people EVERYWHERE.
There's No Place Like Home.
You love where you live. This land is your land and to work it is a joy.
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