1 + 1
What you'll need: Some strobe lighting, lots of gold body paint/glitter and the ability to stroke your upper body
Difficulty Rating: 2
Flawless
What you'll need: Bejewelled hot pants, a mouth grill and an optional appearance from Nicki Minaj
Difficulty Rating: 3 (If Baby Blue can do it, so can you)
Upgrade You
What you'll need: Five fine looking backing dancers and a sway to die for
Difficulty Rating: 5
7/11
What you'll need: A cool NY pad, a variety of novelty jumpers and a skateboard
Difficulty Rating: 6
Crazy In Love
If you haven't mastered this by now, you never will. You've had ELEVEN years, buddy. ELEVEN. Please leave and let the true Beyonce fans get to work.
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
See Crazy In Love above for the appropriate scolding.
Drunk In Love
What you'll need: A beach, a bikini and an enormous trophy. Oh, and Jay Z.
Difficulty Rating: 9 (High owing to the increased effort involved in sourcing the aforementioned trophy and Jay Z)
Get Me Bodied
What you'll need: A 1960s revival and 20-ish of your closest friends
Difficulty Rating: 8
Partition
What you'll need: A pole, a chaise longue and approximately 3 years of professional burlesque training
Difficulty Rating: 10
Let's werk.
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