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Eat At Starbucks For The Day To Reveal How Your Life Ended On The Oregon Trail

How Did I Die On The Oregon Trail? Starbucks Quiz

You're desperate for caffeine! Order a coffee:

And finally, choose one last drink for the road:

The classic. Unfortunately, the milky deliciousness of your favorite blended drink did not save you from acquiring an acute intestinal infection and quickly succumbing to the combined effects of bloody diarrhea and high fever. RIP.

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Dysentery

You drank absolutely no water on your long and arduous journey, opting instead for copious amounts of cold brew. Jittery and over-caffeinated, you went incredibly quickly along the trail and made great progress until you suddenly dropped dead of chronic dehydration. Sucks to suck!

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Dehydration, obviously

Ouch!! Unfortunately, your love of sweet little drinks meant you had to stop to pee every 10 minutes. While squatting in a nearby bush, you were attacked by a poisonous snake and quickly died. Better luck next time.

Snake Bite

Along the trail, you couldn't stop yourself from bragging about your wealth and many possessions. A group of travelers overheard and accosted you in the night. Unfortunately, when they tried to take your precious small supply of ground coffee, you fought back and were bludgeoned in the process. At least you died protecting what you loved most.

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Robbery Gone Wrong

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Eat At Starbucks For The Day To Reveal How Your Life Ended On The Oregon Trail

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