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The 16 Most Inappropriate Quotes From Doraemon Comics

Doraemon is one of the most beloved manga characters in Japan, but he's not always so friendly.

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1. “If entire Japanese population is brought down to your intelligence level, the world would collapse!”

Doraemon is blatantly honest.
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Doraemon is blatantly honest.

2. "Only losers who have absolutely no chance in getting girls would use this pathetic gadget. Do you still want to give it a shot?"

Nobita: "Absolutely!"
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Nobita: "Absolutely!"

3. “I’m afraid Nobita’s brain is retarded.”

4. “You think too much, Nobita. You can’t be the most useless person in the world. There is always someone inferior.”

That makes him feel so much better, Doraemon.
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That makes him feel so much better, Doraemon.

5. ”I’ll diagnose you! Take your clothes off right here!”

Nobita, you perv!
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Nobita, you perv!

6. "How can they abuse someone as week as you!? Someone so pathetic, so dumb…”

Nobita: “Now you are starting to sound insulting.”
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Nobita: “Now you are starting to sound insulting.”

7. To an army soldier in the WWII…

Nobita: “Don’t worry about the war. It will end soon.”Doraemon: “Yeah, Japan loses.”
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Nobita: “Don’t worry about the war. It will end soon.”

Doraemon: “Yeah, Japan loses.”

8. To a Sea Witch in the Little Mermaid fairytale....

Little Mermaid: “I wish to have human legs.”Sea Witch: “I will take your beautiful voice in exchange.”Doraemon: “Mean! It’s only a pair of legs, give them to her for free! Look at this poor little girl, you heartless, stingy bastard.”
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Little Mermaid: “I wish to have human legs.”

Sea Witch: “I will take your beautiful voice in exchange.”

Doraemon: “Mean! It’s only a pair of legs, give them to her for free! Look at this poor little girl, you heartless, stingy bastard.”

9. "My model is the problem. He’s neither beautiful nor cute."

Nobita blames his lack of artistic skill on Doraemon’s appearance.
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Nobita blames his lack of artistic skill on Doraemon’s appearance.

10. "Later. I'm pooped right now."

I know how that feels.
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I know how that feels.

11. Shizuka: "It’s mean to make someone happy and then bring him down, even though it’s true he’s kind of dumb."

Sometimes it's hard to tell if Shizuka is mean or nice.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell if Shizuka is mean or nice.

12. Nobita: “I don’t want to live anymore." Doraemon: “Like always?"

Way to help a suicidal pre-teen, Doraemon!
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Way to help a suicidal pre-teen, Doraemon!

13. Dorami: “What happened?”

Doraemon: “What happened? Oh it’s all because of this idiot Nobita…”Nobita: “Yes, that idiot Nobita… What!?”
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Doraemon: “What happened? Oh it’s all because of this idiot Nobita…”

Nobita: “Yes, that idiot Nobita… What!?”

14. "How come you are taking bath all the time? I can’t touch you when you are in bath, do you ever think about how I feel!?”

*facepalms*
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*facepalms*

15. Nobita: "I want a little sister who looks exactly like me and adorable.” Doraemon: “Being both adorable and looking just like you is pretty much impossible."

Just brutal.
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Just brutal.

16. "I'll kill you, son of a *****!"

This scene has made such an impression that berserk Doraemon has been turned into a diorama by Epoch. Hardcore Doraemon fans must really love this figure, as it seems to be sold out in every store.
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This scene has made such an impression that berserk Doraemon has been turned into a diorama by Epoch. Hardcore Doraemon fans must really love this figure, as it seems to be sold out in every store.

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