16 Celebrity Obsessions That Make You Go HUH?

We all have them...obsessions. Some are necessary, like an obsession with Beyonce or Almond Joys. And some are quite inappropriate, scary, or just plain ridiculous. What better way to shed light on this than to list the obsessions of celebrities eh?

1. Miley Cyrus & Twerking

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or anything associated with ratchetness, "turning up" or what many people equate to "acting black" -- we won't go there, but I'll direct you here.

2. Katy Perry & Jesus

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Nothing wrong with loving Jesus but one would wonder while she's already performed as a witch at the Grammy's and with the fuss around her use of the Allah symbol in her "Dark Horse" video.

3. Kanye West & Kanye West

It would suffice to say that Kanye is pretty much only obsessed with himself.

4. Mariah Carey & Side-Boob

You don't do side-boob like Mariah does side-boob. Get into it.

Here...

Here...

YES MC!

And here too!

5. Ochocinco & Orcas

This has to be the most peculiar obsession ever...did he NOT see Black Fish?

6. Michelle Obama & SideEyes

No one gives shade through sideeye like our First Lady.

Get into her check bones.

And the way she purses her lips like so...

And that mental "mmmmmmhmmmm" sound every Black woman possesses.

In the wise, wise, words of our founding mother, Katrina "The Baddest B" Taylor, "Cuz you know nan"

7. Bill O'Reilly & Black People

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Bill loves Black people so much. And don't let him meet a rapper (cc: Ludacris)...his peaky ears and constantly vibrating tonsils might flair up with excitement and raw passion from the mere thought of engaging in some type of dialogue. Besides, how else is he supposed to push ratings if he's not talking about race?

8. Beyonce & Popeye's

Even when she's devouring a plate of chicken...she's still flawless. Eat that chicken Bey!

9. Future

& Baby Mamas

Add Ciara to the 3 baby mamas Future already has.

10. Marshawn Lynch & Skittles

We love skittles too...

Not that much.

11. Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon

"Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time."

12. Bruce Jenner & Plastic Surgery

Oh C'mon! Ya'll were thinking the same thing. Isn't he snatched though?

13. Woody Allen & Prepubescent Girls

You were thinking this too...

Too soon?

14. Most Celebrities & Weed

Although weed is basically a household staple for many young families in America, it's still a drug. Basically everyone in Hollywood is obsessed with getting high. Where is D.A.R.E. when you need it? Smokey the Bear maybe? idk

Let's see, there's Amanda Bynes...

Miley Cyrus...

....Ryan Gosling

Even Whoopi Goldberg. It was reported that Whoopi smoked a joint prior to her acceptance speech at the 63rd Annual Academy Awards. This further proves that Whoopi gives little to no fucks about many things and we appreciate her for it.

15. Kim Kardashian & Black Men

Kim K. just loves her some chocolate. We all knew that her and Chris Humphries weren't going to make it. Here she is riding the back of Reggie Bush.

And now she's with Kanye. Go figure. It's kind of funny how she's obsessed with Kanye but Kanye's obsessed with himself.

But we all know who hit it first.

16. DMX & Barking (Or just generally sounding like a dog)

Not sure why he's so obsessed with impersonating a dog but a major "huh?" arises whenever the DMX growl ensues.