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    Tiger Woods No Longer GM Spokesman

    After nine years in deep, beautiful corporate love, Tiger Woods and GM are finally going their separate ways.

    With a new kid on the way, Tiger wants more family time. GM, of course, is blaming this terrible economy. They're totes gonna stay friends 4eva though, no worries there.