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    The Republican Rapper

    Calvin Tanella is a former construction worker from New Jersey who became so enlightened after listening to a 10-minute rant by Michael Savage, that he decided to drop everything and become Hi-Caliber, the Republican Rapper.

    His new album, Mr. Conservative, was influenced by the likes of conservative pundits ranging from Sean Hannity to Bill O'Reilly and hip-hop artists from Run-DMC to the Beastie Boys. In Obamanation, Tanella raps, "A Socialist in the White House, what have we done? You think Bush was bad, now the real fun has begun." F**k it Tanella, let's do it live!