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Two things that Michael Scott and Donald Trump have in common is that they're both bosses, and they both say stupid things that make you laugh.

Who Said It... Michael Scott Or Donald Trump?

It was said by Michael Scott! Dunder Mifflin-Scranton was thinking of ideas for a local TV commercial when Michael Scott said this.

"I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible."

I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist." - Donald Trump telling the New York Times why he opposes gay marriage.

"I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."

This is a tough one because this quote sounds so much like Michael Scott whenever he talks about Stanley, or Darryl....But it's Donald Trump.

"I have a great relationship with the blacks"

It was said by Michael Scott! Michael gave us this great line when he thought Dwight double crossed him for the second time.

"You know what they say. Fool me once...Strike One. But Fool me twice...Strike Three."

This quote was said by Michael! This is one of the most notorious quotes that have come out of Michael Scott's mouth.

Would I Rather be Feared or Loved? Easy...Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"

This was said by Donald Trump when he teased about a presidential run back in 2000.

"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

Donald said this when he was describing his then pregnant wife Melania Knauss-Trump.

"She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."

Yep...Donald said it...are you surprised though?

"You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people."

This was said by Michael Scott when the office had a budget surplus and instead of buying the office new chairs, he decided to keep the surplus for his own personal use.

"I hate Disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone...But I love Burlington Coat Factory."

This was screamed by Michael Scott when he thought declaring bankruptcy meant he had to scream it out to his peers.

"I...Declare...Bankruptcy!!"

It was in fact Michael Scott who said this. It would be hard to believe that this would come out of Donald Trump's mouth...but with the Donald you never know!

"Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order."

It was said by Michael Scott! Although it does seem like Donald Trump only resorts to Wikipedia at times.

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write about anything they want about any subject. So you know your getting the best possible information."

Michael Scott: "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."

"You don't call retarded people Retards. It's bad taste"

Just another quote from Michael Scott that makes you scratch your head.

"I'm not superstitious...but I am a little stitious"

Michael Scott utilized to his "Improv" skills when he had to explain to Corporate what it was that he was doing RIGHT at the Scranton branch.

"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter..where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or..or where you've been. Ever. For any reason, whatsoever."

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president I mean, she's a woman..." –Donald Trump on Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina.

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president."

"The man that wrote the second book ... didn't write the first book. The difference was like chicken salad and chicken s\*\*t." -Donald Trump, on President Obama's books.

"The man that wrote the second book...didn't write the first book. The difference was like chicken salad and chicken s\*\*t"

Atlantic City and Donald Trump go together like Spaghetti and Meatballs!

"I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business...Or two words...Big Business."

Unless your as rich as Donald Trump...No one says this about them self and gets away with it.

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

I'll give you one thing Donald....You do have the confidence!!

"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

I Got less than half of these Michael Scott / Donald Trump quotes right!

I Got more than half of these Michael Scott / Donald Trump quotes right!

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