This is August
It is the worst. Just awful
It ain't right.
For so many, many reasons.
August is the armpit of the calendar.
Be prepared for lots of this
The bugs are bigger, louder and scarier in August.
PLZ GOD NO
August has no holidays. None. 0. Ziltch. Nada.
Then there's August, which brings us...
National Back To School Month
Neurosurgery Outreach Month
National Immunization Awareness Month
Wait for it...
NATIONAL GOAT CHEESE MONTH!!!!
It's cheese from goats. All. Month. Long.
Most vacations are over or soon will be.
Historically August is a terrible month.
Vesuvius erupted on August 24, 49 AD, killing 20,000.
President Lincoln signed the first income tax into law in August of 1861
Babe Ruth died in August.
As did Marilyn Monroe.
So did Princess Diana
The Guadalcanal Campaign began on August 7, 1942
August 2, 1964 gave us the Tonkin Incident which lead the US to Vietnam
Wild Bill was shot.
The British burnt the White House
The Beatles gave their final concert
Even sports are awful during August.
Baseball is going through the motions till the World Series in 2 months.
The NFL is fielding third string players.
The Cubs are looking toward next year.
Even birds have enough sense to leave August behind.
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