7 Ways Pizza Is Exactly Like A Person

SELFIE!

1. It's full of love!

People are beautiful and so is pizza. Spread that love. Spread that sauce all across the crust. Oh yeah, just like that. That's the spot. Don't stop. Okay stop now. Put that cheese on. Spread that cheesy love. Spread it more. NEVER STOP SPREADING.

2. It's gooey in all the right places!

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3. It can be a little wacky!

Wompum gangman style!

4. It always tries its best!

Even when pizza is not its usual quality, it's still great!

5. It comes in all different sizes!

No matter what shape/size pizza comes in, it's always beautiful and often tastes delicious. Just like you!

6. It often falls into a deep dark pit of despair, never knowing how to find the way out.

It feels lost. The flakes of oregano are traded for flakes of misery. The crust is no longer stuffed with cheese. It is stuffed with loneliness. Hopelessness. It just wants a full-time job. It's sick and tired of having nobody. It's sick and tired of being nobody. It often spends its free time thinking about its many past regrets. It has lost any motivation that it previously had. It just wants to move to the Pacific Northwest. But it will stay where it currently is if its life improves. Someone just give it a chance.

7. It will listen to anything you have to say.

Pizza will let you talk. Pour your heart out and don't worry about being interrupted or misunderstood. It probably won't respond to any of your texts though. It's also like an ex.