In a letter to the Daily Telegraph on Thursday, David Lavelle, from North Yorkshire, revealed how a text message about a supermarket caused him and his teenage daughter to question the meaning of life.
FYI - predictive text does indeed correct Lidl to life on some phones.
So next time someone asks you what you want to get out of your fleeting time on this planet, they may actually just be asking what you want in the weekly Big Shop.
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