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21 Questions Welsh Rugby Fans Have For English People

We gave Welsh people the opportunity to ask the questions they've always wanted to ask (h/t Paul Rowland, James King, Rachael Krishna, Elena Cresci, Geraint Criddle).

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1. "What is it about matchdays that just screams gilets and tweed?"

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2. "Can you name two songs?"

"Only you just seem to sing that one song – and the rest of the world has noticed."
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"Only you just seem to sing that one song – and the rest of the world has noticed."

3. "Did you win the World Cup in 2003?"

"It's just that you never seem to talk about it or randomly bring it up in conversation."
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"It's just that you never seem to talk about it or randomly bring it up in conversation."

4. "When was the last time you won a Grand Slam?"

"Clue: It was in the year you never, ever stop talking about."
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"Clue: It was in the year you never, ever stop talking about."

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5. "And what period of time do you think it'd be appropriate to stop using a World Cup as an arguing point?"

"10 years perhaps? 11? 12?"
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"10 years perhaps? 11? 12?"

6. "Is Matthew Tait okay yet?"

You might want to check on him.
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You might want to check on him.

7. "Don't you just wish this guy was English?"

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8. "Or this guy?"

"(That's how you sing a national anthem)."
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"(That's how you sing a national anthem)."

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9. "Does this guy make you proud?"

"Really...? Like actually?"
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"Really...? Like actually?"

10. "What about this lot?"

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11. "Have you worked out yet that Wales, Ireland and Scotland have got Dan Cole on the payroll to give away as many penalties as possible per game?"

"It's working out pretty well for us."
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"It's working out pretty well for us."

12. "Do you really not want to punch this face?"

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13. "What about this one?"

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14. "Do you understand that John Inverdale is just an England fan with a microphone?"

"He's not even trying to hide it anymore."
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"He's not even trying to hide it anymore."

15. "Do you ever wonder if we're singing nasty things about you when we sing in Welsh, because, to be honest, we are..."

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16. "Is this video real or is it a parody? It's a parody yeah? Almost an entire documentary about a kick."

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17. "You know, if you like kicking so much, you could just play football?"

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18. "Does it ever bother you that a nation of 3 million can absolutely tonk a nation of 53 million?"

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19. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

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20. "Can you spot the Welshman in this picture?"

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21. "How sad are you on a scale from 1 - 10 that you have no reason to wear daffodil hats?"

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22. "Why is the Welsh rugby team so much better looking than the English?"

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23. "Finally, when we knock you out of the group stages of the World Cup, can you agree to finally stop talking about 2003?"

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Because it's now the year 2015.

English rugby fans! If you have any questions for Welsh rugby fans, feel free to leave them in the comments...