Buzz·Posted on 2 Dec 201525 Genius Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh If You're Clueless About Sport"My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me 'The Love Machine' because I'm terrible at tennis."by Richard BeechBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jhorts @JhonRules Lacrosse is my favorite sport that combines looking like you're trying to catch a butterfly with having no friends 05:38 AM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes 06:43 AM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Summer Ray @SummerRay The most impressive thing about Arsenal is how it's very nearly two bum words in one name. 01:51 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Huw Davies @thehuwdavies Why are they still playing? Ivory Coast got a Connect 4 already 09:53 PM - 08 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. dan mentos @DanMentos [walks up to guys playing basketball] "mind if I join?" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere 11:25 PM - 11 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Blank. @sarcasm_inc [a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it 12:00 AM - 25 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Secret Footballer @TSF What a game that must have been!! 11:45 AM - 17 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. local badboy, @hippieswordfish ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him* 03:55 AM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. RunwayDan @RunwayDan Sorry I embarrassed you when I tried to draft Smaug, but I totally misunderstood the concept of a Fantasy football league. 09:33 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Cocaine Cola @SatansTongue *snail Olympics* How does it feel? "Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? "What" 06:42 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin So the NBA Finals, huh? So no more basketball ever again? Feels extreme but ok 04:17 AM - 10 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. stefan @boring_as_heck Greatest calls in golf history: "And the ball... is in... the hole." "He hit the ball in the hole." "The hole... that's where the ball is." 10:55 PM - 12 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Adam Hess @adamhess1 I like when someone scores in football & then his mate runs up to the ball and kicks it into the net again as if to say 'YEAH!! Football!!!' 11:30 AM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Andrew Paterson @AndrewPaterson_ Very happy to announce that i've renewed my contract with asda and will continue working weekends for the near future 09:42 PM - 27 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams [team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis. 02:59 PM - 26 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia I've ALWAYS said "A sport is not a sport unless you can play it while shitting." 07:34 AM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jordan rose @maliagif boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s 04:32 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mått @shadygrenade Friend: Dow dropped 45 points yesterday. Me: I don't follow basketball. 02:18 AM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Pumpkin Spiceotope @BuckyIsotope *shows up to date with broken nose* "What happened?" Hurt myself playing football "How?" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back 09:08 PM - 01 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. David Hughes @david8hughes [son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over 02:45 PM - 30 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Qwerty Jones @QwertyJones3 Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok? 12:14 AM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. DJ Darrell Ripley© @djdarrellripley Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science... 07:54 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Rob Fee @robfee Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball. 11:54 PM - 18 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Rick Aaron @RickAaron "I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon". 05:11 AM - 16 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. James Martin @Pundamentalism My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me ‘The Love Machine’ because I’m terrible at tennis. 02:17 PM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter!