1. His excellent dance moves.
2. His choice of clothing, which will probably be on trend in the Northern Quarter by December.
You can't get more German than Bastian Schweinsteiger
3. Er, whatever this is.
4. He gets on well with LVG.
5. He takes a decent free kick.
6. And he can finish...
7. Somebody's already put him in a United shirt on FIFA.
And it already looks like he's always worn that kit.
8. His dance moves definitely will add something to the team, by the way.
9. He's not afraid to prank his elders.
10. He has already mastered the English language.
11. He's good friends with another Man United target...
12. He NEVER skips leg day.
EVER.
13. His dancing has been mentioned already, right?
14. He has won pretty much everything.
15. A little bit of blood doesn't bother him...
16. He instantly makes Man United cooler than Liverpool.
17. And if you ask him if Man United should win the league this season, he'll probably react like this...
