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Can you identify the TV Land Original or Syndicated show by just one quote?

CAN YOU MATCH THE QUOTE TO THE TV LAND SHOW?

“Ever since we said "I do", there have been so many things that we don't.”

Lucy Ricardo complaining to Ricky about being in a rut

I Love Lucy

On Marriage

“This is why the internet was invented. For men to find pictures of naked women and women to cyber-stalk the men they trust.”

Hot in Cleveland

On Dating

“When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass.”

Red Forman....no further explanation needed...dumbass

Red Forman

On Dying

“My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.”

Doug gets a little sensitive after finding out Carrie has been buying his clothes at the Big and Tall store

King of Queens

On Dieting

"We're sugar and spice and everything nice. So bite me."

Roseanne

On Being a Lady

“What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a man take off a dress before?”

The Andy Griffith Show

On Being a Real Man

"Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta \*squeeze\* it!"

Eyyyyyy....this is what happens when Fonzie tries to reach his students.

Happy Days

On teaching

“Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.”

Curb Your Enthusiasm

On Being Neutral

“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding yoooouuuu?

Friends

On Communication

"My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"

The Golden Girls

On Motherly Advice

“Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.”

Nobody talks to Chuck Norris that way....

Walker Texas Ranger

On Being Lazy

“Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth.”

One of Larry's many excuses to lie to women

Three's Company

On Lies and Makeup

“If you're gonna to use that gun, you better start on me.”

U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon...in virtually every episode

Gunsmoke

On Bravery

“You can't create fate cause then its not fate, its voodoo.”

Ray's resistance to being a matchmaker...

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fate...or nah?

“You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?”

The endless stinging wit of Niles toward Miss Babcock...that of course eventually turned into infatuation.

The Nanny

On Charity

"It's a magnifying mirror! Why didn't you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note."

Don't be so hard on yourself Rhoda! WE love you!

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

On Self Esteem

You've got some homework to do! Drop what you're doing right now and run to your nearest television!

TV Land Novice

You've seen enough TV Land to pass the test, but you're not exactly an expert yet. You're on your way!

You're getting there!

Those sleepless nights and bags under your eyes are worth it because you have reached expert status!

TV Land Expert!

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