1. There is a good chance you've picked up food at the greatest convenience store of all time.
2. And hell becomes real when your neighborhood Wawa closes down.
3. Heaven looks like the most beautiful Philly cheesesteak you could dream up.
4. And you have very strong opinions about where the best cheesesteak place is in the city.
5. Septa has tap danced on your LAST nerve.
6. And every day you take the train into work, you basically brace yourself for the worst.
7. Your childhood wasn't even close to complete without Tastykakes.
8. And once you had one Tastykake...well, it didn't really end there.
9. The first day of spring is marked with free Rita's.
10. Your summers are spent at one of the greatest beaches in the world (kinda).
11. Soft pretzels are a delicacy.
12. These are jimmies. They're not sprinkles. They'll never be sprinkles.
13. And this isn't a sub, it's a hoagie ok?
14. You've lost some hair from the stress that is trying to park in South Philly.
15. And this isn't anything out of the ordinary:
16. So territory is marked accordingly.
17. You are the most intense sports fan alive. Ever. In life.
18. But hey, being a Philly sports fan is hard sometimes.
19. You spend a lot of time explaining slang.
20. And voicing frustration looks like this:
21. You aren't afraid to speak your mind.
22. You've chuckled a bit at the tourists lining up to take a photo with the Rocky Statue.
23. I-76 traffic is next level traffic.
24. You may or may not have gone to war with PPA at some point.
25. And the potholes are pretty much bottomless trenches.
26. Being from South Jersey is NOT the same as being from Philly — we still love you anyway though.
27. And although you know it has its quirks — there really is no other city that's greater than yours.
